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I got caught peeing in the pool today.
The lifeguard yelled at me so loudly, I almost fell into the pool!
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Campfire Tracker
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MOLON LABE
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Campfire Ranger
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When you were 30 you whipped it out and done in 20 seconds or less.
Now you're leaning on the lifeguards stand, grunting, straining, and dribbling in the pool gutter.
"Chances Will Be Taken"
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Campfire Ranger
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NRA LIFE MEMBER
GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS
ESPECIALLY THE SNIPERS!
"Suppose you were an idiot And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeat myself."
-Mark Twain
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Campfire Oracle
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Got the same email today! I was standing at the bar one night minding my own business. This fat ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind, and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches...but, When you’re over seventy............who cares? 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Ranger
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When you were 30 you whipped it out and done in 20 seconds or less.
Now you're leaning on the lifeguards stand, grunting, straining, and dribbling in the pool gutter. Oh yes...56 and know only too well that it is a good idea to make sure it is finished before tucking it back in. Was pretty pleased today as a young fellow took longer than me to take a piss...small victory but I will take it.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Campfire Ranger
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I didn't have to get older to not care what others thought. I've always been that way........lol.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Mean old man..........Why didn't you throw the kids some Tootsie Rolls?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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Did you tell him you were just dipping the tip in?
-OMotS
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Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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