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ArmednFree,
I think the two best pieces of advice you will ever receive are:
1.) Eliminate carbs
2.) Divorce or leave your wife
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Regular
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I have the best wife in the world. Period. Which is why, if something happens to her, I will not be looking for another, ever.
Love is finding the particular version of crazy you can tolerate, and being smart enough to keep it. Wisdom is not trying to do that twice in one lifetime.
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Campfire Ranger
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Can't mix logic with emotion. It just won't work. I noticed that on the evolution thread.
"Only Christ is the fullness of God's revelation."
Everyday Hunter
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Campfire Kahuna
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My wife would’ve already hooked a chain to it
She’s a pinger What's a pinger? Something is always happening, like a tweaker. Building stuff, sawing up stuff, stacking, wrapping Christmas presents in July, OCD, high energy, like 4 shots of espresso 18 hours a day haha She would have chopped that mofo with a hatchet if no chain was available.
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Campfire Outfitter
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my wife has her very own chainsaw in the cargo area of her suv. and a 40 ft tow strap. and knows how to use them. and a 357 in her purse. did i say i love that woman?!
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Can't mix logic with emotion. It just won't work. I noticed that on the evolution thread. Says the Young Earth Creationist, who makes rifles shoot "flatter" by using taller rings......
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
You cannot over estimate the unimportance of nearly everything. John Maxwell
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Campfire Tracker
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I have the best wife in the world. Period. Which is why, if something happens to her, I will not be looking for another, ever.
Love is finding the particular version of crazy you can tolerate, and being smart enough to keep it. Wisdom is not trying to do that twice in one lifetime. I feel the same way. My wife is a pretty good problem solver and she is better and faster at dealing with people than I am. She seems to be able to get to the heart of the matter pretty quick and can tell people how and why they are fugged up and they thank her for it. She's a great driver, no tickets or fender benders in over 40 years. I trust her completely to pull the travel trailer down the road anytime. She has her strengths and weaknesses and I have mine and it works really well for us. There seems to be a lot of women haters here at the fire or at least a bunch with bad pickers.
Last edited by smarquez; 07/12/20.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Campfire Ranger
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If they didn't have VAG , we'd hang them from lamp posts.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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I've always loved women and mine in particular. She's my kind of crazy. But the biggest mistake ever made was letting them vote.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Can't mix logic with emotion. It just won't work. I noticed that on the evolution thread. Says the Young Earth Creationist, who makes rifles shoot "flatter" by using taller rings...... LMFAO!!!!
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Campfire Tracker
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Bought my wife a new Stihl 250 for her birthday and she's still using it 10 years later. Some women can fix any problems and I'm thankful for that, literally.
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Life is good live it while you can.
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Nope not the 19th, it was letting them own land.
MOLON LABE
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Campfire Kahuna
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Stihl. Thank me later.
Can't help with the wife. Obviously.
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An 8 dollar driveway boy living in a T-111 shack
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Campfire Ranger
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Should have named this “The Pussy Whipped, Battered Husbands’ thread”.
Grins
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Campfire Kahuna
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If they didn't have VAG , we'd hang them from lamp posts. Old saying,"If sheep could cook there would be a bounty on women."
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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I've always loved women and mine in particular. She's my kind of crazy. But the biggest mistake ever made was letting them vote. I think Laura Ingram once said the same thing.
"Only Christ is the fullness of God's revelation."
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Campfire Ranger
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Can't mix logic with emotion. It just won't work. I noticed that on the evolution thread. Says the Young Earth Creationist, who makes rifles shoot "flatter" by using taller rings...... LMFAO!!!! Try it. Or ask Barnes. They did the same experiment.
"Only Christ is the fullness of God's revelation."
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I didn’t know what true happiness was until I got married but by then it was too late.
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She is also very grateful when I take care of the things she can't. I lucked out & got a bewty ! There is not much, she wont attempt, & knows when & how to ask for help !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Any slight differences my wife, and I may have had, I'm not posting on the internet.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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