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I grew up eating Miracle Whip. So I can eat eat it. I do use Dukes as my preference now. I do not care for Kraft Mayo.

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Originally Posted by Sheister
Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by renegade50
We need to hear what "Slavek" has to say about this.
He is a expert on EVERYTHING.........

Them stupid fuggs in Eurotrashland put mayo on french fries and eat whole jerky dried Mackerel on a stick like a fugging corndog.
LMFAO!!!


That's funny, close friend from PA stayed with us this weekend, his wife is from Belgium.

Ate at a sammich shop/pub last night, she ordered mayo on the side....for her fries. sick


When I was stationed in Germany (ages ago) I got to where I actually liked mayo on my pomme frites (french fries for you cultural adolescents)... one time I ordered ketchup for my french fries and they looked at me like I was from Mars.... same thing with salt on our popcorn.... they just laughed their butts off about that little joke...

Lol!!!

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Look for the ones that aint eating instant fish breath on a stick.

I was a "ugly american" 86 to 88 in germany...

Creampie one of them bytches.
Get set for the bird bath over a pan event by her.
They be gtg till their shower in 2 or 3 days.
God forbid if ya shower more than once or twice a week.
Dont wanta waste water or flush the fugging toliet all day long either.
That meter on the toliet means marks to em.
Meet a little german cutie.
Get her americanized
Shower once a day
Shave them sasquatch arm pits and legs.
Trim up dat bush in a nice landing strip.( helped a few with that)

They will do it for ya as soon as you tell em.
Obedience thing for em.
Willing to please....


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Miracle whip, margarine and homogenized milk.

World changers from milking the cow, scoping the cream and making butter.

First time I remember good homogenized milk was first grade lunch, smooth compared to the basically skim milk with hard cream bits still forming and hit your teeth while drinking cows milk... and goats milk was strong tasting.

Less work, smoother and sweeter.

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At last! Someone else who appreciates good, homogenized milk as opposed to that awful crap fresh from the cow!


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Sysco

In gallons






Yes.

Thats the good, heavy stuff they serve you in restaurants. Often in little plastic cups.

You can't buy that in the store.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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Sysco

In gallons






Yes.

Thats the good, heavy stuff they serve you in restaurants. Often in little plastic cups.

You can't buy that in the store.



It’s even labeled “Extra Heavy“. Scoop it out of a 30# pail with ya bare hand! Lol.


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Spin Blend here, I like it.


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Originally Posted by MadMooner
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Originally Posted by slumlord
Sysco

In gallons






Yes.

Thats the good, heavy stuff they serve you in restaurants. Often in little plastic cups.

You can't buy that in the store.



It’s even labeled “Extra Heavy“. Scoop it out of a 30# pail with ya bare hand! Lol.


Its sooooo good!


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I buy the cheapest they have on sale,
just like I do ketchup and mustard.

They're supposed to complement the
dish, not overpower the flavor.
If you can taste mayo or whatever
condiment over the main ingredient
of the dish, you've slathered too much
on and need to stop and scrape some off

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Grew up on MW, sometime in my teens Mom started getting Helmans instead....big improvement. Never had Dukes til we moved to SC and will agree with Rocky, it’s eggier. Around here some of the diners and BBQ joints list their grilled cheese sandwiches as being made with Dukes.


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Originally Posted by Ranger99
I buy the cheapest they have on sale,
just like I do ketchup and mustard.

They're supposed to complement the
dish, not overpower the flavor.
If you can taste mayo or whatever
condiment over the main ingredient
of the dish, you've slathered too much
on and need to stop and scrape some off


That don't make no sense.


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My BIL grows tomatoes by the bushel. I heap them on potato bread w/ olive oil mayo, salt,pepper and garlic powder w/ an entire avocado. I'll go back to low carb when the tomatoes stop coming.

Miracle Whip is better than no mayo but still the choice of inbreds.



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Originally Posted by auk1124
Arby's Horsey Sauce (horseradish mayo) on fries is the bomb.

As for mayo, Heinz is where it's at.


Dukes. Great on fried fish, fried oysters, fried shrimp or french fries. Great on crackers with cheese and sardines or pickled herring or smoked oysters or salmon.


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Originally Posted by lvmiker
My BIL grows tomatoes by the bushel. I heap them on potato bread w/ olive oil mayo, salt,pepper and garlic powder w/ an entire avocado. I'll go back to low carb when the tomatoes stop coming.

Miracle Whip is better than no mayo but still the choice of inbreds.



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This.


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My brother swears by Dukes. I haven’t evaluated the topic.

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I am THE different one: just butter....no mayo thanks.

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Originally Posted by fgold767
I am THE different one: just butter....no mayo thanks.


I read in an Ernest Hemingway book that they smeared butter all over the cold cut sandwiches when on safari.

I've done the same ever since. It's damn good.


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