We need to hear what "Slavek" has to say about this.
He is a expert on EVERYTHING.........
Them stupid fuggs in Eurotrashland put mayo on french fries and eat whole jerky dried Mackerel on a stick like a fugging corndog.
That's funny, close friend from PA stayed with us this weekend, his wife is from Belgium.
Ate at a sammich shop/pub last night, she ordered mayo on the side....for her fries.
When I was stationed in Germany (ages ago) I got to where I actually liked mayo on my pomme frites (french fries for you cultural adolescents)... one time I ordered ketchup for my french fries and they looked at me like I was from Mars.... same thing with salt on our popcorn.... they just laughed their butts off about that little joke...
Stay away from the chicks at a fest eating a fish on a stick.
Look for the ones that aint eating instant fish breath on a stick.
I was a "ugly american" 86 to 88 in germany...
Creampie one of them bytches.
Get set for the bird bath over a pan event by her.
They be gtg till their shower in 2 or 3 days.
God forbid if ya shower more than once or twice a week.
Dont wanta waste water or flush the fugging toliet all day long either.
That meter on the toliet means marks to em.
Meet a little german cutie.
Get her americanized
Shower once a day
Shave them sasquatch arm pits and legs.
Trim up dat bush in a nice landing strip.( helped a few with that)
They will do it for ya as soon as you tell em.
Obedience thing for em.
Willing to please....