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Garden has been booming... helping wife make much salsa... slicing and dicing many jalapenos.
Forgot to was hands
Took a leak.
Yowka...
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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got my bird netting for my chili petin bushes, mocking birds can starve now.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Maybe I need to get you to send me a few dried ones Roger.
I've got one plant I started from some Kaywoodie sent me, has survived 2 winters in the house and is going on the end of the third summer. Haven't seen flower one on the plant. Wondering if it needs more humidity than we have here or something. Never saw a pepper plant do that, and believe me, I've grown a lot of peppers over the years.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Campfire Outfitter
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With teeth, tooth gritting reserve, I opened this thread. But yes, I've been there, on several places on my body. I passes quickly, unlike poison ivy.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Got a bud coming back tomorrow to take some more tomatoes off of me. We are slammed
I aint canning dat sheeitt, just dont feel like it this year
I have to pitch a couple out everyday for ‘leaking’ out onto the counter. 🤮🤮 Only bring in a dozen at a time, stinky rotten bastids.
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Campfire Ranger
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Went to the pissed at the bar on wing night. Lit the little fellar right up. Doesnt go away real quick either. One afternoon after a lunch of hot wings the Wife and I started fooling around. She bailed out of bed and ran to the bathroom. Guess I hadn't washed all the hot stuff off my hands!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Kahuna
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I found a bottle some skin so soft, got bored.
Think I’ll switch back to deet. It doesnt burn as much. And doesnt ruin my toilet paper on camping trips
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Campfire Tracker
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Dillonbuck, had the same thing happen early in my first marriage, when I decided to can my own Jalapeños.
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Washed my JOF (johnson on fire ) with milk and a washcloth. Hey, it works
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Campfire Savant
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Yup. I done that. Cshit Burns Mr Winkie
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Har...ya amateurs, I sprinkle Tabasco sauce on it when I feed me gal a bed time snack.
"Know guns, no crime. No guns, know crime." - Ralph Lauretano
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Used to work with a guy that claimed his girlfriend would put hot sauce on him, then give him a BJ.
Figured it was just a story from a liar. But...
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Ranger
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Washed my JOF (johnson on fire ) with milk and a washcloth. Hey, it works Mothers milk?
-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Campfire Member
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Years ago there was a thread on Pirate 4x4, some fellar was applying Herculiner to his offroad vehicle and wound up getting the material on his "hootus". My stomach hurt for days i laughed so hard.
Another one that was laugh causing was a thread centered around "geiko 45" (i think), it was the first time i had heard of a mall ninja.
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Campfire Ranger
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Quite a few years back a local used car salesman's wife superglued his poker to his belly while he slept. He had to get it "fixed" in the ER.
She was tired of his screwing around.
Damn Hillary and the hipaa rules, that stuff doesn't get out much anymore.
Side note.
About two years ago, there was a big scandal at the hospital.
A guy came in with a unique problem, needing emergency care from the urologist. The Doc, a friend, was an instructor at some med school and wanted photos for teaching purposes. Since there was a problem with the camera they normally used for that, he ask a surgical assistant to use a cell phone. The pics circulated the hospital during the procedure, and when the doc looked up from cutting a box-end wrench off the guys pecker, the room was full of people taking photos.
Created quite a problem for the hospital, and the Doc. He was embarrassed as the investigation was made public in the paper.
The Wrench Molester was never publically identified, but received a settlement.
He had received treatment for similar issues before.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Ranger
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I grew some sweet jalepenos this year. Don't have to worry about stuff like that................lol.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Maybe I need to get you to send me a few dried ones Roger.
I've got one plant I started from some Kaywoodie sent me, has survived 2 winters in the house and is going on the end of the third summer. Haven't seen flower one on the plant. Wondering if it needs more humidity than we have here or something. Never saw a pepper plant do that, and believe me, I've grown a lot of peppers over the years. I have dried ones, send a pm with address and I'll send some, just overnighted Leighton some red snapper.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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