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Garden has been booming... helping wife make much salsa... slicing and dicing many jalapenos.

Forgot to was hands

Took a leak.

Yowka...

got my bird netting for my chili petin bushes, mocking birds can starve now.

Maybe I need to get you to send me a few dried ones Roger.

I've got one plant I started from some Kaywoodie sent me, has survived 2 winters in the house and is going on the end of the third summer. Haven't seen flower one on the plant. Wondering if it needs more humidity than we have here or something. Never saw a pepper plant do that, and believe me, I've grown a lot of peppers over the years.

With teeth, tooth gritting reserve, I opened this thread. But yes, I've been there, on several places on my body. I passes quickly, unlike poison ivy.

Got a bud coming back tomorrow to take some more tomatoes off of me. We are slammed

I aint canning dat sheeitt, just dont feel like it this year


I have to pitch a couple out everyday for ‘leaking’ out onto the counter. 🤮🤮
Only bring in a dozen at a time, stinky rotten bastids.

Went to the pissed at the bar on wing night.
Lit the little fellar right up. Doesnt go away real quick either.


One afternoon after a lunch of hot wings the Wife and I started fooling around.
She bailed out of bed and ran to the bathroom.

Guess I hadn't washed all the hot stuff off my hands!

I found a bottle some skin so soft, got bored.

Think I’ll switch back to deet. It doesnt burn as much. And doesnt ruin my toilet paper on camping trips

Dillonbuck, had the same thing happen early in my first marriage, when I decided to can my own Jalapeños.

Washed my JOF (johnson on fire ) with milk and a washcloth.

Hey, it works

Yup. I done that. Cshit Burns Mr Winkie

Har...ya amateurs, I sprinkle Tabasco sauce on it when I feed me gal a bed time snack.

Used to work with a guy that claimed his girlfriend would put hot sauce on him,
then give him a BJ.

Figured it was just a story from a liar.
But...

Mothers milk?

Years ago there was a thread on Pirate 4x4, some fellar was applying Herculiner to his offroad vehicle and wound up getting the material on his "hootus". My stomach hurt for days i laughed so hard.

Another one that was laugh causing was a thread centered around "geiko 45" (i think), it was the first time i had heard of a mall ninja.

Quite a few years back a local used car salesman's wife
superglued his poker to his belly while he slept.
He had to get it "fixed" in the ER.

She was tired of his screwing around.

Damn Hillary and the hipaa rules,
that stuff doesn't get out much anymore.


Side note.

About two years ago, there was a big scandal at the hospital.

A guy came in with a unique problem, needing emergency care from the urologist.
The Doc, a friend, was an instructor at some med school and wanted photos for
teaching purposes. Since there was a problem with the camera they normally used
for that, he ask a surgical assistant to use a cell phone. The pics circulated the hospital
during the procedure, and when the doc looked up from cutting a box-end wrench off the guys pecker, the room was full of people taking photos.

Created quite a problem for the hospital, and the Doc. He was embarrassed as
the investigation was made public in the paper.

The Wrench Molester was never publically identified, but received a settlement.

He had received treatment for similar issues before.

I grew some sweet jalepenos this year. Don't have to worry about stuff like that................lol.

I have dried ones, send a pm with address and I'll send some, just overnighted Leighton some red snapper.