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Being handcuffed behind your back and with chiggers all on your ballsack

Or seed tick bites or poison ivy, whichever

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Spread-eagled naked over a fire ant nest!


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Squatin’ to take a dump over a yellow jacket nest?


I am..........disturbed.

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Mind over matter


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Thought you might say ran out of peanut butter


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Originally Posted by BobBrown
Thought you might say ran out of peanut butter


I was expecting Vienna sausage


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Being handcuffed behind your back and with chiggers all on your ballsack

Or seed tick bites or poison ivy, whichever



Like this?



The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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How did you think of this?

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Had a hunting buddy go to the ER because of chiggers.

Said that was the worst case they ever seen.

Prolly in some medical journal.

We were together that day getting ready for deer season.

They don’t bother me for some reason.



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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Had a hunting buddy go to the ER because of chiggers.

Said that was the worst case they ever seen.

Prolly in some medical journal.

We were together that day getting ready for deer season.

They don’t bother me for some reason.


What???


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Leech bites, the little red ones, itch like no other.

Chiggers, poison ivy, Ive had em all, almost every year once or more, everywhere you dont want any.

The fing little red leeches ANYWHERE on your carcass win the prize.

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Originally Posted by dye7barrel
How did you think of this?

Getting a DUI after bush hogging a 20 acres patch. I always wear the shorty pants commando style so the boys can breath. No canopy on the kubota, drinkin beers all day, runnin the tractor back down the highway from the river bottom place

Lots of things to ponder while mowing.

Just have to salve em down with skin so soft before i unlock the gates

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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Had a hunting buddy go to the ER because of chiggers.

Said that was the worst case they ever seen.

Prolly in some medical journal.

We were together that day getting ready for deer season.

They don’t bother me for some reason.



Big Dave be like too sweet for the chigger bugs!


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Had a hunting buddy go to the ER because of chiggers.

Said that was the worst case they ever seen.

Prolly in some medical journal.

We were together that day getting ready for deer season.

They don’t bother me for some reason.


What???


Mr Bob,

His ball sack was eat up.


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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Had a hunting buddy go to the ER because of chiggers.

Said that was the worst case they ever seen.

Prolly in some medical journal.

We were together that day getting ready for deer season.

They don’t bother me for some reason.



Big Dave be like too sweet for the chigger bugs!


You’re not on my Christmas card list Valsdad.


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Maybe not the worst but certainly up there with it.

Imagine being sandwiched between hillary and bill...no matter who is behind you there is going to be an abrupt change to your future.



Only thing we have going for us is that we would all be too old for either.


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Aren't the chiggers out busy protesting?

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Originally Posted by 673
Aren't the chiggers out busy protesting?


Hush yo mouf....


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Being handcuffed behind your back and with chiggers all on your ballsack

Or seed tick bites or poison ivy, whichever


ROTFLMAO!


Don't be the darkness.

America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.


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