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Originally Posted by 673
Aren't the chiggers out busy protesting?



No, they are comfy in Chinatown. It’s the wiggers that are protesting for the most part.


I am..........disturbed.

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Having to spend a summer night on an island at Lake of the woods cause the motor quit . Bears, wolves and insects that eat you alive .

Having to spend the night 60 miles out from Slidell on a 20ft boat cause the motor won't start . Drifting towards the gulf and sharks.

Having to spend the night on Ghost river cause you took the wrong fork in the river . insects , cottonmouth and big foot .

Having wife ask you where you really where all night .

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Originally Posted by Hotrod_Lincoln
Spread-eagled naked over a fire ant nest!



I rode a bike home from Asheboro North Carolina to the Southwest corner of Missouri once, straight through. It rained from Greensboro to Memphis, at Memphis I got off to remove some jackets. Then past Little rock it started raining again so I put the clothes back on. I guess when I took them off I threw them down on a fire ant mound. When I put them back on they went to work on me. I decided it was better to freeze to death than deal with that bullshit.

I should be iron butt approved, but considering I walked like bubba had raped me for a week. I don't need the patch.

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Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Having to spend a summer night on an island at Lake of the woods cause the motor quit . Bears, wolves and insects that eat you alive .

Having to spend the night 60 miles out from Slidell on a 20ft boat cause the motor won't start . Drifting towards the gulf and sharks.

Having to spend the night on Ghost river cause you took the wrong fork in the river . insects , cottonmouth and big foot .

Having wife ask you where you really where all night .



Single motor outfits can suck at times.

Oh, for a good back up or even a kicker trolling motor.

Wives can be like that eh? wink


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Had a hunting buddy go to the ER because of chiggers.

Said that was the worst case they ever seen.

Prolly in some medical journal.

We were together that day getting ready for deer season.

They don’t bother me for some reason.



Big Dave be like too sweet for the chigger bugs!


You’re not on my Christmas card list Valsdad.




Ah, at least I didn't say you were too sour for them. wink


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Trying to decide who starts the stupidest threads, Slum or Wabi.


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I was thinking the other day how much I used to hate Bill Clinton. He was freaking George Washington compared to what they are now.
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Originally Posted by HitnRun
Trying to decide who starts the stupidest threads, Slum or Wabi.


There are no stupid threads.

All have some purpose, even if only to annoy.


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In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Originally Posted by 673
Aren't the chiggers out busy protesting?



No, they are comfy in Chinatown. It’s the wiggers that are protesting for the most part.


Yep


"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Having to spend a summer night on an island at Lake of the woods cause the motor quit . Bears, wolves and insects that eat you alive .

Having to spend the night 60 miles out from Slidell on a 20ft boat cause the motor won't start . Drifting towards the gulf and sharks.

Having to spend the night on Ghost river cause you took the wrong fork in the river . insects , cottonmouth and big foot .

Having wife ask you where you really where all night .



Single motor outfits can suck at times.

Oh, for a good back up or even a kicker trolling motor.

Wives can be like that eh? wink
I've had the motor in the shop multiple times and can't seem to get it fixed. Three big runs with the trolling motor back to the dock. I was looking at new boats tonight (out of the realm of possibility sans some Powerball type money influx). Looked at a couple that were essentially just replacements for my boat, but new. Ranger was fine until I discovered no kicker was offered. Triton had a kicker. I don't care in the least about trolling with one, but if I had plenty of money, I'd have a 15 hp kicker just to back up the big motor.

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by Rick n Tenn
Having to spend a summer night on an island at Lake of the woods cause the motor quit . Bears, wolves and insects that eat you alive .

Having to spend the night 60 miles out from Slidell on a 20ft boat cause the motor won't start . Drifting towards the gulf and sharks.

Having to spend the night on Ghost river cause you took the wrong fork in the river . insects , cottonmouth and big foot .

Having wife ask you where you really where all night .



Single motor outfits can suck at times.

Oh, for a good back up or even a kicker trolling motor.

Wives can be like that eh? wink
I grew up with electric motors that were like 12 lbs. thrust and those were some of the most powerful made. My Minn Kota is 50 lbs. thrust and that ain't enough when going several miles back to the ramp on the main lake.

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Anal violation. It's not just for breakfast anymore.....



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Originally Posted by BobBrown
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Had a hunting buddy go to the ER because of chiggers.

Said that was the worst case they ever seen.

Prolly in some medical journal.

We were together that day getting ready for deer season.

They don’t bother me for some reason.


What???


Same here. My Dad and I would go out and he'd come back with 10,000 chiggers. I might have 2 or 3.

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Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Squatin’ to take a dump over a yellow jacket nest?


BTDT on the shores of a reservoir in NC when I was a 20 something out fishing alone. THAT was a nightmare....


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Originally Posted by OldHat
Married to Pelosi?


You win!


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Samuel Colt.

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Originally Posted by OldHat
Married to Pelosi?


Hillary's gynecologist

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i never heard of chiggers until i got a dose of them in biloxi when was going to school. holy fugg. belly and crotch was a festering mess. went to the infirmary expecting some diagnoses of southern herpes. never slept on the ground in the piney woods again. i've had near terminal poison ivy before and it was not as bad as those fuggers.


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Being born in Oregon to liberal parents ?


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Originally Posted by slumlord
Being handcuffed behind your back and with chiggers all on your ballsack

Or seed tick bites or poison ivy, whichever


With Hillary Clinton's voice booming over a loudspeaker.

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Being a Liberal.


Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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