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Originally Posted by Beaver10
I had a situation this morning where my canoe that I had strapped my 3 gun safes on sunk in deep water.

All my firearms were lost to the sea.

😎

This routine was barely funny when I heard it the first time, 50 years ago.
Now it just sounds stupid.


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Originally Posted by BC30cal
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I had a situation this morning where my canoe that I had strapped my 3 gun safes on sunk in deep water.

All my firearms were lost to the sea.

😎


Beaver10:
Good evening to you sir, I hope that other than the sea incident you've endured, that you folks are well and you're recovering from the trauma.

On a Canuck forum I'm part of, they've noted that a particular lake near an unnamed Canadian city has had so many canoe accidents that it's actually flooding the lakeside properties.

Truly however, if it was going to happen, this absolutely would be the year for it one suspects.

All the best to you as you recover once again sir and welcome to what used to be a Canadian issue.

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Good Evening Dwayne,

Sad state off affairs that owning a canoe and guns has become indeed! There used to be so many skilled canoeists in Canada and North America in general.
When the door kickers start their 'heroic action" saving us, I would also hate to be Mike in Canmore. Apparently he has purchased a good number of firearms too.
All anyone recalls is that his PAL was valid at the time of purchase. Last name and address? Don't remember. He was a nice guy that enjoyed an ice cold Coke during the deal.
Jeff

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Good evening to you sir, I hope it was an acceptable day for you folks on the other side of the big hills and all is well with you and yours.

When the registry died, there was in this part of BC - so I've been given to understand - a concerted exchange program which would have had the effect of nullifying "a lot" of any pre-existing data...

Funny you mention Mike from Canmore, as on or around that time I met Bob from Quesnel, well he was in Quesnel then, or was it Williams Lake... he had a valid PAL of course.

Stay well sir and all the best to you on your hunts this fall.

Dwayne


Hi Dwayne,
I assume all is well with you and yours. We are in good shape here on the flat part of Alberta.
Seems we have had similar sales engagements in our home Provinces. Folks do move around a bit too.
That first week after the death of the registry saw plenty of sales, exchanges and barters of many good guns across the land.
All within the confines of the law.
We are headed out in a couple of weeks on a Foothills hunting trip,
armed with rifles, shotguns and fly rods. The plan is to eat trout and grouse for a week and come home with an early season elk.
Stay well and enjoy a great Fall that ends with a full freezer,

Jeff

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Originally Posted by Snyper
Originally Posted by Beaver10
I had a situation this morning where my canoe that I had strapped my 3 gun safes on sunk in deep water.

All my firearms were lost to the sea.

😎

This routine was barely funny when I heard it the first time, 50 years ago.
Now it just sounds stupid.


You’ll love my Knock, knock joke then.

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I had a situation this morning where my canoe that I had strapped my 3 gun safes on sunk in deep water.

All my firearms were lost to the sea.

😎



I don't know why anyone would want to own a gun anyway.

I'm against them, personally.

Against them too. Put them against my shoulder often and bring home dinner.


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at least you didn't hit a jetty.


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I lost a 25 hp Suzuki outboard motor in 400 feet deep water in 1989.

I was bummed until the wife told me it was insured.


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WTF Beav?! Dude, leave that canoe schit to us Canadians they're tippy bazdards but kind of a national emblem for us up here. Everybody's got a canoe here. And they live on saw horses out back by the shed cause that's where they belong!!! hahahaha

Sorry to hear about your squirrel gun and the Daisy Red Rider that's a damn shame. Best get some bear spray and bells. Peace be with you.



The Indian who sold me the canoe said it would be able to carry heavy loads.

He obviously spoke with forked tongue.

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No, he was referring to Princess Moose Knuckle!



The old Chief was definitely a romantic....😬😎


I fibbed on the thread the other day. It wasn't a canoe. I was ashamed to mention I have a dinghy. A 10' one, complete with sail kit. And oars.

It floated after overturning as it is built with extra floatation under the seats.....................the gunlockers did not (I didn't figure some old single shot rifles and shotguns deserved a safe. Raven pistols too.)


Unfortunately, I was off my meds that day and can't for the life of me remember which body of water I was on.................at least I think it was water.


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My ex-wife took all mine... b it ch says she will never give them up alive to any LEO.
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Originally Posted by Beaver10
I had a situation this morning where my canoe that I had strapped my 3 gun safes on sunk in deep water.

All my firearms were lost to the sea.

😎


When the time comes to hide your firearms, the time to use them has arrived.

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Originally Posted by 280Rem1
My ex-wife took all mine... b it ch says she will never give them up alive to any LEO.
Her address is:
1102 South Bend Ave
Southerd, IA 65536
First yellow house on the right after the turn.


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Originally Posted by 280Rem1
My ex-wife took all mine... b it ch says she will never give them up alive to any LEO.
Her address is:
1102 South Bend Ave
Southerd, IA 65536
First yellow house on the right after the turn.


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This routine was barely funny when I heard it the first time, 50 years ago.
Now it just sounds stupid.


You probably don't like Little Johnny jokes anymore either. laugh


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at least you didn't hit a jetty.


That made me LMFAO. 👍


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I been there!
I felt uncomfortable leaving my guns at home so I took them deep sea fishing with me for the weekend.
Sat them Down on the off shore bracket of the boat and didn’t realize I lost them till we got to our spot.

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