We sent first year apprentice boys after a left handed pipe wrench. I grew up working with tools, so I knew better when they tried to send me.
I saw naive kids get sent looking for the board stretcher. They got sent all over the job site. All the trades knew what was going on and were all in on it.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
I went to high school with this girl that was a knockout, but not overly bright. She asked a classmate if their farm raised "white meat or dark meat chickens".
I worked as an Electronic Technician in a department that had a large computer room full of mainframe computers, disk drives, & 9 track reel to reel tape drives and such. Once we had a power outage and everyone is sitting around waiting for the power to come back on. After about 1/2 hour of sitting in the dark, this clueless gal comes into the tech lab to report that her tape drive won't work. As Bill Engvall would say, Here's your sign!
My dad was talking with some of his coworkers in the lunchroom and they were talking about how the two day doe season in PENN went for them. My dad said he saw a couple but didnt get any shots and on the way out of the woods he stepped in a ground hog hole and his ankle was hurting him a little but he was ok. One of the young guys then asked him, "Did you get your foot out of the hole?" My dad replied, "No I left it in there" His other coworkers burst out laughing, the young guy just sat there and didnt realize they were all laughing at him