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She is gonna be outa town this coming weekend, visiting her sisters. She just handed me $500 in 1 dollar bills and told me “Go have fun at the tittie bar.” Gawd I love me wife.
"Know guns, no crime. No guns, know crime."
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I gots one of those...Congrats!
Coyotes shot no waiting.
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She is gonna be outa town this coming weekend, visiting her sisters. She just handed me $500 in 1 dollar bills and told me “Go have fun at the tittie bar.” Gawd I love me wife. I don't think she's visiting her sisters !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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She is gonna be outa town this coming weekend, visiting her sisters. She just handed me $500 in 1 dollar bills and told me “Go have fun at the tittie bar.” Gawd I love me wife. I don't think she's visiting her sisters ! LOL! No chit.
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I'd go buy a nice gun.
It'll outlast the tiddies.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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You’re going to get the Rona 
"Life is tough, even tougher if your stupid"
John Wayne
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I'd go buy a nice gun.
It'll outlast the tiddies. Lot less trouble too!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Buy a big jar of Vaseline, watch a bunch of porno, money be left over for a gun.
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Definition of entrap
transitive verb
1 : to catch in or as if in a trap
2 : to lure into a compromising statement or act
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So, how did she come by $500 in $1 bills? Tittie Bar? LOL!
You get out of life what you are willing to accept. If you ain't happy, do something about it!
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She is gonna be outa town this coming weekend, visiting her sisters. She just handed me $500 in 1 dollar bills and told me “Go have fun at the tittie bar.” Gawd I love me wife. I don't think she's visiting her sisters ! TFF
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She is gonna be outa town this coming weekend, visiting her sisters. She just handed me $500 in 1 dollar bills and told me “Go have fun at the tittie bar.” Gawd I love me wife. Sounds like a real gem, some guys have all the luck and are able to tell the world while the rest of us are jealous.
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Does her sister happen to have a 10” dong or something? Your being set up or played one.
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sounds like a tremendous waste of 5 bills.
My diploma is a DD214
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Stay home, waste time here. Buy her some trinket. Call every five minutes.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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She is gonna be outa town this coming weekend, visiting her sisters. She just handed me $500 in 1 dollar bills and told me “Go have fun at the tittie bar.” Gawd I love me wife. I got you one even better: this morning my wife signed the legal separation papers!
Me solum relinquatis
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We is a fun loving couple, who enjoys life. I Pay for her hen parties with her friends and male strippers, she pays for me a night at the titty bars, with my friends. Some of ya’s need to learn to enjoy life a little more. 
"Know guns, no crime. No guns, know crime."
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She is gonna be outa town this coming weekend, visiting her sisters. She just handed me $500 in 1 dollar bills and told me “Go have fun at the tittie bar.” Gawd I love me wife. I don't think she's visiting her sisters ! Exactly! Lmao
Camp is where you make it.
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Enjoy!
I'm like a woman in a shoe store at a titty bar
I want to see every pair there.
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