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I still do it to test them
Tricked my daughter into few years ago.
About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dog’s mouth. Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun. Quite the specticle! #DaddySniper 😎 It was really cool! Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery. Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it. Baby sitter confessions? Baby sitter? Hell, I'm the one taking all the chances here, eh?
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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I still do it to test them
Tricked my daughter into few years ago.
About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dog’s mouth. Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun. Quite the specticle! mean bastids you two are
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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I still do it to test them
Tricked my daughter into few years ago.
About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dog’s mouth. Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun. Quite the specticle! mean bastids you two are Shot a fly off my little toe with the Bug A Salt earlier. That was trending towards mean, but the cat..... Nah.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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I still do it to test them
Tricked my daughter into few years ago.
About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dog’s mouth. Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun. Quite the specticle! #DaddySniper 😎 It was really cool! Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery. Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it. Baby sitter confessions? Mason Jar will hold a fart for a month, maybe longer....😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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I still do it to test them
Tricked my daughter into few years ago.
About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dog’s mouth. Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun. Quite the specticle! mean bastids you two are Shot a fly off my little toe with the Bug A Salt earlier. That was trending towards mean, but the cat..... Nah. Bet you run around the house naked with scissors. 😬😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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I still do it to test them
Tricked my daughter into few years ago.
About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dog’s mouth. Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun. Quite the specticle! #DaddySniper 😎 It was really cool! Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery. Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it. Baby sitter confessions? Mason Jar will hold a fart for a month, maybe longer....😎 But will it retain its flavor?
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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I still do it to test them
Tricked my daughter into few years ago.
About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dog’s mouth. Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun. Quite the specticle! mean bastids you two are Shot a fly off my little toe with the Bug A Salt earlier. That was trending towards mean, but the cat..... Nah. Bet you run around the house naked with scissors. 😬😎 Only while the shower heats up.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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I still do it to test them
Tricked my daughter into few years ago.
About as hilarious as spraying chloroseptic in the dog’s mouth. Caught my daughters cat yawning about 15 feet out the other night with the Bug A Salt gun. Quite the specticle! #DaddySniper 😎 It was really cool! Last time I shook my head like that, I licked a 9v battery. Ok, maybe it wasn't a 9v, but it sure tasted like it. Baby sitter confessions? Mason Jar will hold a fart for a month, maybe longer....😎 But will it retain its flavor? Taco Bell never disappoints 😎
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
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Still do it to test 'em !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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By the time that 9volts showed up, I was actually old enough to know better. However, when I was about 7 or 8, in the process of taking apart the flashlight that I found on the boot shelf, I discovered that the batteries had leaked an extruded this interesting-looking brown/copper-colored material. This required a taste, which resulted in my rushing into the kitchen where Mom was doing dishes, hipping her out of the way, running a glass of water, and repeatedly rinsing my mouth and then spitting the water all over the dishes in the drying rack in the other side of the double sink.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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Even at a very young age I never thought this was a good idea.
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I had already heard about the negative effects of licking 9V batteries so I felt that I was ahead of the curve. Then I took a small DC electric motor and had wires running off both terminals with the insulation stripped off the ends, and inserted the two ends into a wall socket thinking I could really make this thing spin. Blew it out of my hand and 3 ft. away. The lights went off for a split second but it didn't blow a fuse. That was when I started learning about different types of electric power.
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Battery licking? Didn't you people have toads while growing up?
"Live like you'll die tomorrow, but manage your grass like you'll live forever."
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Would this be before I had my braces on, or while I had my braces on. If it was the latter, from what I remember, is was a beautiful blue arc. It was spectacular.
Damn, my teeth hurt just remembering that.
Clyde
The liberal mind is an endless black hole of stupidity.
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I somehow got a butter knife into a wall outlet when I was 4 or 5.
Tossed me across the living room...........
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9v is for sissies. We used a 45v battery in a machine at the factory. One of the guys thought it would be a good idea to put it on his tongue.
I still get a tear in my eye thinking about it and that was 20yrs ago.
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Never, I hate getting shocked, gotdamn electric fence got me enough fuggin with hogs!
Trump Won!
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I did lick the pussy of a virgin once. She tried to climb the headboard like she was being shocked....Does that count?
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I think this thread was started to mock Wabigoon.
You guys are really mean.
Stop picking on unca Wabi...
About 6 yrs old was the 1st time tasting the 9v battery thing.
Take some 4 ot steel wool and touch + and - on a 9v with it.
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