Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Moving to Montana, advise needed.

Montana is a cool place or at least part of it..My uncle was the superintendent at the hungry horse dam and my cousins husband ran an air boat out of Whitefish.. Spent years there in the summer and loved the baseball in Columbia Falls..Bears/elk lion etc coming onto there property was really cool as a kid..But it is getting like Idaho,to many moving there..Too bad..

I see you have visited Whitefish, and don’t forget the $500 designer boots to go with your designer jeans.

I've been sportin' the silk neckerchief everyday for the last week.


But I imagine the Ted Turner Robert Redfords are in their full glory choking down a gayass buffalo crumpet while donning some western flair.

Its amazing how thin skinned and insecure Kalifornians are. Man- up and grow a pair Sal. No surprise that Montanans, Idahoans, Texans, Coloradans, Wyomins hate even the self described conservative Kalifornians. You're making cuck911 look like a super star now

JFC

I wore my silk neckerchief sharpie hunting last week in W ND. That phhugin wind!! Looked damn sporty eating my Cenex breakfast burrito and diet Mountain Dew in my neckerchief though

I'm pretty sure (going off memory) that scenar isn't a big fishing nut either.

You gonna cry about that too?

LOL

They are the chit for keeping out the draft!


Love 'em.



And yeah.


Sal, just because people make fun of California doesn't mean they are making fun of you.

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss
Raisin' it up
Waxin' it down
In a little white box
That I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss


Well I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else
But then on the other hand I would
Keep the wax
'N melt it down
Pluck some floss
'N swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top
That's why I'm movin' to Montana


Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune


I'm pluckin' the ol' dennil floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
His name is Mighty Little
He's a good hoss
Even though
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
Anyway
I'm pluckin' the ol'
Dennil floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks

I'm gonna find me a horse just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss
Raisin' my lonely dental floss

Haven't fished or hunted big game in years.


Should go look for my balls.......lol

Just a phuggin poser Sam

Here's a fun one:

https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php/topics/9390171/2

For the record, I get it.

But don't pretend things aren't what they are:

I thought you got a killah buck a year or two back?

It's been 3-4 years since I shot a buck deer.


All about that COCK!

In the last 3 years shot maybe 8-9 head of cattle.

Zero bucks.


WTF?!

Gotta get you some of that COCK.

Good luck on your idaho hunt...I'll take a ton of guys like you here in idaho..My youngest cuts wild game on the side and this has been a very good year compared to the last few..You should do well.

Screw them neckerchiefs.

That you would even have the balls to compare yourself to Pat is fugkin hilarious...ballsy man...🤣

Why not find a good piece of land up around the bohemian grove? From the vids, there's lots of free firewood and big money who might like a store like that.
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