Love both my jobs.
Allergist came out, and informed me that I was "literally allergic to more things, than not" - and showed me the results to prove it.
I asked "What should I do?"
His response "Change your life-style"
"Doc, can you see me sitting behind a desk?"
"Let's put it this way - there'll be icycles hanging off the hinges to the gates of Hell, before that happens!"