A cabbie picks up a nun and off they go.
He keeps staring at the nun in the rear view mirror-and she notices it.
She asks, "Why are you staring at me, Sir?"
"It's just that I've always really wanted to kiss a nun, and you are really attractive."
She replies "Well, I might kiss you, but you must be single, and Catholic."
"Not a problem ma'am, I qualify!"
So the cabbie pulls over and they share a very intense passionate kiss.
As they drive away the cabbie says, "That was a great kiss, but I must admit that I lied to you. I'm actually married, and I'm Jewish."
The nun replied, "That's OK. I'm not really a nun. My name is Steve and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
