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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15424455 11/17/20
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No amount of TP is going to save us from getting pooped on by the demacraps.

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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: Dillonbuck] #15424457 11/17/20
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"We have a reserve, wife ordered mote from Amazon on a monthly order basis."

Greedy self entitled people like you and your wife are the reason we have empty store shelves! Just buy what you need.

Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: victoro] #15424714 11/17/20
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Originally Posted by victoro

Greedy self entitled people like you and your wife are the reason we have empty store shelves! Just buy what you need.


It is America. They can spend their money as they wish.


Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15424785 11/17/20
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If we run out, and can't get more (unlikely) in a timely fashion, , I have boxes of wipe cloths in the garage. They launder.

My neighbor works in a hospital, he has gotten me used/laundered/sanitizedoperating cloths before. He can get me more. They launder too.

And I have a whole woods full of ground moss..... The dog will clean up the ground mound, the moss the ass-streaks....... smile

Snow on the ground now, but that might be a little desperate!


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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: Pahntr760] #15424796 11/17/20
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Originally Posted by Pahntr760
I don't understand why America hasn't found the amazing creation of a bidet enmass. A 4 pack of TP lasts me months on end now, as its just for a quick dry when done.


No schit! grin


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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: victoro] #15424811 11/17/20
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Originally Posted by victoro
"We have a reserve, wife ordered mote from Amazon on a monthly order basis."

Greedy self entitled people like you and your wife are the reason we have empty store shelves! Just buy what you need.


Seems to me that’s exactly what they’re doing. Dumbazzes that wait until they’re prairie-dogging before going to the store and buying a four-pack of imported French-Canadian buttfloss may feel somehow superior, but every unnecessary trip adds to the chance of catching or spreading the virus. How fugging selfish is that?



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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15424816 11/17/20
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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: WTM45] #15424823 11/17/20
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Originally Posted by WTM45
Originally Posted by victoro

Greedy self entitled people like you and your wife are the reason we have empty store shelves! Just buy what you need.


It is America. They can spend their money as they wish.


years ago in America I could punch their faces in and not get arrested

Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15425120 11/17/20
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Pretty soon, people will be using corn cobs, thereby diverting the cobs away from the production of food, leaving people starving everywhere. Not only that, but think of all the water that is used to produce those cobs, when the process of making toilet paper from wood uses no water whatsoever. Another reprehensible aspect of the situation is that if it wasn't for the government subsidies given to produce the cobs, they could not compete in price with toilet paper. Further, the cobs are nowhere near as efficient in the removal of waste due to their narrow shape, the result being that a person gets far less mileage out of an amount of cob equal to a given amount of toilet paper. Then there is the given that the use of cobs causes damage to important parts of the system. Those are only the most glaring deficiencies of cobs relative to toilet paper; I am sure that there are many others.


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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: 5sdad] #15425147 11/17/20
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Beware cheap, imported corncobs. May still have kernels attached. Ouch.



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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: victoro] #15426261 11/17/20
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Originally Posted by victoro
"We have a reserve, wife ordered mote from Amazon on a monthly order basis."

Greedy self entitled people like you and your wife are the reason we have empty store shelves! Just buy what you need.



Glad you care.
IDGAF what you think.



A co-worker bitched about those who stocked up a few months ago.
None of us were buying out the stores, just picking up an extra until we had a few extra
packs.

Anyway, a week or so later when he was about out, he went to buy some.
Ended up darn near the point of dog sliding through the yard.
Pretty sure it won't happen to him again,


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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15426284 11/17/20
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I see people keep saying "I'm not gonna go crazy buying up toilet paper like all these idiots out there!!!!" Well... whaddaya do when you run out of TP and there's none to be found?

Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15426368 11/17/20
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Just bought some. Not trying to hoard, just down to the last 2 rolls. The shelves were about bare. The cashier said it was because bide'n was planning on locking us in our homes for so many weeks when he takes power.

The term lockdown is a prison term they say. That pretty much what the politicians think of us lowly lesser class prisoners.


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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: Stophel] #15426570 11/17/20
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Originally Posted by Stophel
Well... whaddaya do when you run out of TP and there's none to be found?


It still amazes me that running out of toilet paper is seen as some insurmountable, life changing, confounding obstacle by people here.

Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15426632 11/17/20
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I can do without a lot of modern conveniences (and do already), but by golly, I ain't wipin' my ass with a stick like some equatorial savage! laugh

Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15426860 11/17/20
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I bought a 12 pack today- I was out (down to what was in he holder) in the garage. I have no idea what's in the house- aint my department.

I'm good for a year, dunno about the wife. I'm not sharing either. smile


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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15426925 11/17/20
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We are limited to one pack per person again, and we are not even on lockdown. I have about 1-1/2 Costco packs left.


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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15426947 11/17/20
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My children's children are getting the mother load.

I've been prepping. My 100 thousand primers are crammed in cases upon cases of Varget, wrapped in additional cases of toilet paper. Also, some spare unleaded for the mower close by.

That's all crammed in my utility closet next to the hot water heater.

We're set!


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Re: Toilet Paper again? [Re: wabigoon] #15426972 11/17/20
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I have a phobia from when I was a kid about running out of tp. My wife has always known about it and keeps the house well stocked for many years. We keep at minimum 6-12 months on hand. [bleep], I’ve got four rolls in the boat and on each truck.


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Originally Posted by Crappie_Killer
I have a phobia from when I was a kid about running out of tp. My wife has always known about it and keeps the house well stocked for many years. We keep at minimum 6-12 months on hand. [bleep], I’ve got four rolls in the boat and on each truck.


All vehicles have minimum 2 rolls TP in this family. Always have, always will.

Smart man.


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