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Slummy, I been in your shoes many, many times. Got you a shart kit for every vehicle you own and keep one in your hunting pack, too.
At a minimum each kit should have a pair of tighty whiteys, socks, cheap sandals, and a pair of sweat pants. TP, wet wipes and a roll of paper towels. If you don’t carry a pocket knife, add trauma shears. Case you gotta cut ‘n run.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Performed(s) 1,000 trillion calculations a second.
It should solve this fraud mystery in about 1/4 of a second.
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Have not ate out in 5 weeks since that sub bout kilt me
Had a moment of weakness. Wendys chicken sandwich 2 for $5
Damn them mofos were good.
1/2 way through the 2 nd, it was like a hot liquid enema hit me.
please god
I had to back up off of it and set it down. Uhhhh LMFAO
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Slummy, I been in your shoes many, many times. Got you a shart kit for every vehicle you own and keep one in your hunting pack, too.
At a minimum each kit should have a pair of tighty whiteys, socks, cheap sandals, and a pair of sweat pants. TP, wet wipes and a roll of paper towels. SOCKS!!!!!! When you shït your pants and have to change your socks. I've done this. The last time was on the morning of my 23rd birthday. LOL
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Hey slum, no money shot?
That phone have a camera...
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Campfire Ranger
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Hey slum, no money shot?
That phone have a camera...
Slum stilll running a flip phone. Got no need for a smart phone. Only uses it in case he gets turned around heading to Cici’s. 100 minute a month package.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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The way he hammers out road txts, he must have thirteen tiny little thumbs.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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The way he hammers out road txts, he must have thirteen tiny little thumbs. That has to be it. They probably don't have hands free voice to text in TN yet. Wouldn't be able to translate Southern accents.
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The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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"The Ballpark burgers were free, why not eat them?"
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The way he hammers out road txts, he must have thirteen tiny little thumbs. That has to be it. They probably don't have hands free voice to text in TN yet. Wouldn't be able to translate Southern accents. Only the kracken could speech-to-text in his fantastic vernacular.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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You got the emergency flashers going?
I’ve been there before.
Demons boiling inside.
Hot sweats.
Deep breathing.
Eyes squinting. Ever been there like that when flying offshore on a chopper 20 minutes into a 45 minute flight and with a full load of personnel on board? Tight spot.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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The way he hammers out road txts, he must have thirteen tiny little thumbs. That has to be it. They probably don't have hands free voice to text in TN yet. Wouldn't be able to translate Southern accents. Only the kracken could speech-to-text in his fantastic vernacular. Imagine renegade doing voice to text. With all his .mil acronyms and such.  he'd have the google/apple speech algorithm shaking its head and spitting out gibberish. 
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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You got the emergency flashers going?
I’ve been there before.
Demons boiling inside.
Hot sweats.
Deep breathing.
Eyes squinting. Ever been there like that when flying offshore on a chopper 20 minutes into a 45 minute flight and with a full load of personnel on board? Tight spot. No. Fortunately. 😂 I learned to eat “road food” when heading to crew change. Safe good. No grease. No spice. A subway. 😂. Chopper flights always put me to sleep. I’d sleep to and fro the rig.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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The way he hammers out road txts, he must have thirteen tiny little thumbs. That has to be it. They probably don't have hands free voice to text in TN yet. Wouldn't be able to translate Southern accents. Only the kracken could speech-to-text in his fantastic vernacular. Imagine renegade doing voice to text. With all his .mil acronyms and such. he'd have the google/apple speech algorithm shaking its head and spitting out gibberish. It'd be just like his prose. Grins
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