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Not any more, make reservation, pick room, check in early, check out, get receipt, check receipt and unlock the door, all on the cell phone.
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Not any more, make reservation, pick room, check in early, check out, get receipt, check receipt and unlock the door, all on the cell phone.
Which app do you use to pay for the hookers?
I belong on eroding granite, among the pines.
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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! . . .
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It depends upon who I checked-in with.
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Campfire Ranger
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I fry chicken in the bed baby till 10:01 We cooked hog jowl and black eyed peas in a hotel room in Pigeon Forge once on New Year's Day. Although the room had a kitchenette, it did not have any sort of vent. I bet that room still smells like pork grease. I also didn't stick around to see if the grease I poured down the toilet stopped it up. I'm surprised I never got an extra charge for that fiasco. Haha We set the smoke alarm off in Cherokee with a Fry Daddy. Do you usually travel with a fry daddy? I can't believe my wife has never slipped one in our luggage.
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Campfire Kahuna
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buy one at the first walmart upon touchdown
Leave in the hotel room on the last day. Same with the 60 quart Igloo.
Be a baller
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Campfire Kahuna
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Got to really take care yourself now. Most of the hotels only leaving a sack breakfast with apple, orange, otis spermeyer muffin and no name granola bar.
fugg that
like school breakfast. Go out and throw those oranges onto the roof of the Ag Building. lol
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You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave! . . .
Only in California.
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Dying gets closer every day
Lloyd McCarter and the Honky Tonk Revival
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Campfire 'Bwana
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My wife always insists on dropping the plastic room keys off at the front desk.
WTF? I always get a copy of the receipt to look over. A couple of times I've found charges that shouldn't have been there, or they didn't give me the rate they were supposed to. I like to clear that up before I leave. Was this back in the day when you could watch a certain type of movie and have it billed to your room? What, we can't do that anymore?? Almost forgot, I like to check out the talent in the hotel bar. Kinda tough these days though.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Never. Just leave and I keep the cards.
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Campfire Kahuna
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All those little soap bars, shampoo bottles, and complimentary condoms? They get tossed. They can't reuse them even if you never open them. Sanitary laws. I use them for hunting. The condoms fit over the gun barrel. What kind of joints are you staying in? I’ve never seen a condom in a hotel room, at least not on in the wrapper.... Absolutely this. And, if the free condom is an XXL do you know you are on the wrong side of town? The good ones come from a vending machine. But, they glow in the dark.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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Slum, you are ON FIRE!
I am in awe of you.
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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Campfire Ranger
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Nope leave cards on stand Yep no check out just leave the card keys on the dresser and hit the door.
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Campfire Tracker
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Traveled pretty regularly with work short stays all the time. I always settled up at check in and got a receipt then so I could get in my truck and go dark and early leaving the card key in the room. 95% of the hotels had no problem with this most preferred it, less work for them. The few that were all 1980s about it said we'll have to disable your phone then so long distances calls couldn't be made. lol when's the las time anyone used a hotel phone?
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Campfire Kahuna
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Traveled pretty regularly with work short stays all the time. I always settled up at check in and got a receipt then so I could get in my truck and go dark and early leaving the card key in the room. 95% of the hotels had no problem with this most preferred it, less work for them. The few that were all 1980s about it said we'll have to disable your phone then so long distances calls couldn't be made. lol when's the las time anyone used a hotel phone? You need to a avoid the ones that boast “COLOR TV” lol
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Pretty fugged up place to stay for a week waiting on a flight. LOL!!! Dealing with Summer teeth Brits and their national speech impediment. Throw in my fugged up hearing with their varying accents. JFC... LOL!!! 80 bucks a day chow pay and layover daily pay of 200 per day made it bearable eating up 5 days off my 28 off. ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/ncnL3Cp1/Screenshot-20201217-184050-Chrome.jpg)
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Pretty sure orthodontist in Britain have genetic job security. Lol!!!
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Its not that big a deal to check out.
A courtesy perhaps? Most people turn into their parents when they grow up, your turning into Wabi!
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My point is the idea that personal info can be gathered by a hotel key is a fallacy. I Wear a mask while operating the door or you will get a viral load of wuhan droplets . thats what doc Foutchie said anyway
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