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She can't be pregnant. She's not married....


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Originally Posted by Teal
She can't be pregnant. She's not married....


Probably from down there swimming in that public pool with black boys splashing around

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Birds in the yard today


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Sanka is the preferred drink.

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I just found this one, on another thread



Originally Posted by 22250rem
Wouldn't it be convenient if search functions were set up for regular users who don't have a degree in information technology? But Noooooo..... Everything has to be set up according to a pre-programmed maze of B.S. that's next to impossible for regular folks to navigate. Rant over.



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Where did I put my ___________?

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Originally Posted by viking
Sanka is the preferred drink.



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“Cause i have that divertickalitis”

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Mayonnaise is spicy


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Did you get your shingles vaccination

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Originally Posted by Steve
Things GenXers say, "Boomers! Amiright?"

“OK, boomer”!


If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli

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Pony express was faster..

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Originally Posted by deflave
When my parents were here I would pick up their iPhones and notice they were turned off.

I asked them why and they said they didn’t need them right now.

LOL

The amazing part of that is that they still talk to you!
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Hello, .......yea uhhhm....ehhhh yeah....Do you carry Hadacol?

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I soaked my foot in epsom salts


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who the hell drank all my Joggin' In A Jug??


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To get serious for a moment. From this boomer to all the young guys! Remember this! If her azs isn't hot enough to keep her feet warm, don't marry her!

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Where did I put my ___________?

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Originally Posted by rem141r
who the hell drank all my Joggin' In A Jug??


HAHA
holy chit

Who the hell drank my nasty fuggin ACV😂

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"Did my Haband pants come in the mail today?"

"If that no-good son-in-law doesn't go down to the recruiter today, I'm going to drag his ass down there!"
I remember Dad saying that about my sister's first husband, in 1967. The guy did enlist in the Army. Returned home from 'Nam with a Bronze Star and two Purple Hearts.


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I paid blah blah blah amount for blah blah blah gun back in 19blah blah blah....

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