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She can't be pregnant. She's not married....
Me
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Campfire Kahuna
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She can't be pregnant. She's not married.... Probably from down there swimming in that public pool with black boys splashing around
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Me
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Campfire Ranger
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Sanka is the preferred drink.
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Campfire Kahuna
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I just found this one, on another thread Wouldn't it be convenient if search functions were set up for regular users who don't have a degree in information technology? But Noooooo..... Everything has to be set up according to a pre-programmed maze of B.S. that's next to impossible for regular folks to navigate. Rant over. 
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Campfire Ranger
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Where did I put my ___________?
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Sanka is the preferred drink. Postum “Cause i have that divertickalitis”
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Me
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Campfire Ranger
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Did you get your shingles vaccination
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Campfire Oracle
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Things GenXers say, "Boomers! Amiright?"
“OK, boomer”!
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Ranger
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Pony express was faster..
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Campfire Oracle
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When my parents were here I would pick up their iPhones and notice they were turned off.
I asked them why and they said they didn’t need them right now.
LOL The amazing part of that is that they still talk to you! 
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Hello, .......yea uhhhm....ehhhh yeah....Do you carry Hadacol?
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I soaked my foot in epsom salts
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Campfire Outfitter
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who the hell drank all my Joggin' In A Jug??
My diploma is a DD214
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Campfire Tracker
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To get serious for a moment. From this boomer to all the young guys! Remember this! If her azs isn't hot enough to keep her feet warm, don't marry her!
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Campfire Ranger
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Where did I put my ___________?
🦫 Cock?
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who the hell drank all my Joggin' In A Jug?? HAHA holy chit Who the hell drank my nasty fuggin ACV😂
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Campfire Tracker
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"Did my Haband pants come in the mail today?"
"If that no-good son-in-law doesn't go down to the recruiter today, I'm going to drag his ass down there!"
I remember Dad saying that about my sister's first husband, in 1967. The guy did enlist in the Army. Returned home from 'Nam with a Bronze Star and two Purple Hearts.
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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I paid blah blah blah amount for blah blah blah gun back in 19blah blah blah....
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