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Originally Posted by deflave
Jew Jits Zoo


Hahaha. Winner, winner,...


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Knew you would be posting that.

What a great movie.


Epstein didn't kill himself.

"Play Cinnamon Girl you Sonuvabitch!"

Biden didn't win the election.
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The dark side of the force

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DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.

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Originally Posted by add
Where does the Judy chop fall on the spectrum?

Personally I’ve always been a fan of the Judy Chop. Old man used to pull it on me for talking during church service.



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I'm too damned old for hand to hand and I can't run anymore. 12 gauge.

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Heck, all you need to do is sweep the leg and you're golden.


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Originally Posted by ringworm
The will to kill.
this, my father always said his E tool was the best weapon at night to kill Japanese sneaking into their lines

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Roadhouse is on Netflix. Ripping a guys esophagus out seems fairly effective.



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Originally Posted by bigwhoop
COLT 45.
FIXT wink

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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Use those legs - Tae Kwon Do. Bruce even recommended Jeet Kune Do.


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Whatever you said...everyone knows you are a lying jerk.

That's a bold assertion. Point out where you think I lied.

Well?
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EVERY fight starts on the feet
Ends on the ground
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Home boy got it figured out.



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Korean Martial arts, been proven in battle, stay on your feet.

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I think if you just crap your pants, real loud like, your attacker would just turn and run.

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Holler "Jed Clampett" as you twist their nipples......

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Originally Posted by 673
Korean Martial arts, been proven in battle, stay on your feet.

How many fights YOU been in that didn’t go to the ground?


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Awesome thread, and timely.

Throwing Starfish would work in a pinch.

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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Home boy got it figured out.


THAT WAS FUNNY!


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Throwing stars and knives. Reusable and environmentally friendly too so probably not going to be banned real soon. The biggest thing is getting the right gee with badass logo on the back and make sure you wear a black belt for intimidation factor even if you're only a yellow belt.

Learn to shoot a bow too, if you can't then at least carry one for intimidation factor again.

If you want to go above and beyond then make a Zen garden or shrub sculpture. A mini desktop Zen garden or bonsai tree will suffice of need be. Asian Wall art is also helpful.


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Awesome thread, and timely.

Throwing Starfish would work in a pinch.

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You’ve been watching too much spongebob Beav....



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