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Campfire Kahuna
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The reason we don't see toilets on Star Trek starships is because of a future innovation called the Poo Transporter. The ship's computer monitors all life forms on the ship and when poo nears the end of the colon, it is transported out.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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Too Boldly Go...
<it was inevitable>
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Campfire Kahuna
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And what do the do with it? No, they didn’t fling it at Klingons.
So the waste is broken down into little molecules and then they get transformed into any number of things we can use on the ship. Cargo containers, insulation, boots, you name it.
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Campfire Ranger
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They beam it to Washington DC - and San Francisco!
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Savant
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They cshit in their pants
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Campfire Kahuna
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No outhouses in the old westerns either. Jails. and all.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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And why are there no seat belts?
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Campfire Tracker
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I think these are urinals on the wall...
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Campfire Ranger
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Poo is sent to other planets, thats where liberals originate.
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Campfire Tracker
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So that's why Bones is bipolar,.... .... 'bout to have a brown trout ripped out of his a$$ any minute.
“Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.” ― G. Orwell
"Why can't men kill big game with the same cartridges women and kids use?" _Eileen Clarke
"Unjust authority confers no obligation of obedience." - Alexander Hamilton
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Campfire Tracker
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I think these are urinals on the wall... What is the thing that looks kinda like a garden hose reel for? Automatic ass wiper?
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Campfire Oracle
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Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries.
Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association
Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard
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Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries. Just don't be tempted by the tribbles.
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You know what Sulu found in Kirk's toilet?
The captains log...
Deus Juvat
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-OMotS
"If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.
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Campfire Oracle
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What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
The both circle uranus looking for klingons.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Well I have to say Dan...you do have your shit figured out.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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The legendary Palace of Versailles began as a hunting lodge in 1624. After more than a century and a half of building, which included some of the most impressive construction campaigns in the world's history, toilets were added in the 18th Century.
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I haven't read of not one cowboy taking a dump in a Louis L'Amour book either. You would think they would have to at least have to pee.
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Grandpa:the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Dad:son you have 2 choices for supper eat or don't eat.
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Campfire Tracker
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Dan, I always heard the careful use of phasers made toilets unnecessary. Very careful use.
'Four legs good, two legs baaaad." ---------------------------------------------- "Jimmy, some of it's magic, Some of it's tragic, But I had a good life all the way." (Jimmy Buffett)
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