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Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? #15665287 01/16/21 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,037 In the Swamps DigitalDan OP Campfire Kahuna OP DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,037 In the Swamps The reason we don't see toilets on Star Trek starships is because of a future innovation called the Poo Transporter. The ship's computer monitors all life forms on the ship and when poo nears the end of the colon, it is transported out. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665297 01/16/21 Joined: May 2001 Posts: 18,343 S. Utah Steve Campfire Ranger Steve Campfire Ranger Joined: May 2001 Posts: 18,343 S. Utah Too Boldly Go... <it was inevitable> Carpe' Scrotum

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665307 01/16/21 Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,037 In the Swamps DigitalDan OP Campfire Kahuna OP DigitalDan Campfire Kahuna Joined: May 2004 Posts: 56,037 In the Swamps And what do the do with it? No, they didn’t fling it at Klingons. So the waste is broken down into little molecules and then they get transformed into any number of things we can use on the ship. Cargo containers, insulation, boots, you name it. I am..........disturbed. Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665314 01/16/21 Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,363 Las Vegas NM M mark shubert Campfire Ranger mark shubert Campfire Ranger M Joined: Jun 2006 Posts: 16,363 Las Vegas NM They beam it to Washington DC - and San Francisco! I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665321 01/16/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 150,942 Texas hanco Campfire Savant hanco Campfire Savant Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 150,942 Texas They cshit in their pants

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665324 01/16/21 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,649 Iowa/NW Ontario W wabigoon Campfire Kahuna wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,649 Iowa/NW Ontario No outhouses in the old westerns either. Jails. and all. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665327 01/16/21 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC T tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter tjm10025 Campfire Outfitter T Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,234 NC And why are there no seat belts?

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665362 01/16/21 Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 5,226 Wusht I'us in the mountains. Stophel Campfire Tracker Stophel Campfire Tracker Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 5,226 Wusht I'us in the mountains. I think these are urinals on the wall...

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665365 01/16/21 Joined: Feb 2016 Posts: 17,817 Armpit of midwest H hookeye Campfire Ranger hookeye Campfire Ranger H Joined: Feb 2016 Posts: 17,817 Armpit of midwest Poo is sent to other planets, thats where liberals originate.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665381 01/16/21 Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,813 S SBTCO Campfire Tracker SBTCO Campfire Tracker S Joined: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,813 So that's why Bones is bipolar,.... .... 'bout to have a brown trout ripped out of his a$$ any minute. “Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.” ― G. Orwell "Why can't men kill big game with the same cartridges women and kids use?" _Eileen Clarke "Unjust authority confers no obligation of obedience." - Alexander Hamilton

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? Stophel #15665385 01/16/21 Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,675 KY A auk1124 Campfire Tracker auk1124 Campfire Tracker A Joined: Jul 2005 Posts: 5,675 KY Originally Posted by Stophel I think these are urinals on the wall... What is the thing that looks kinda like a garden hose reel for? Automatic ass wiper?

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665425 01/16/21 Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 95,928 Southern New Mexico E elkhunternm Campfire Oracle elkhunternm Campfire Oracle E Joined: Aug 2009 Posts: 95,928 Southern New Mexico Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries. Life Member SCI Life Member DSC Member New Mexico Shooting Sports Association Take your responsibilities seriously, never yourself-Ken Howell Proper bullet placement + sufficient penetration = quick, clean kill. Finn Aagard Ken

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? elkhunternm #15665434 01/16/21 Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 5,226 Wusht I'us in the mountains. Stophel Campfire Tracker Stophel Campfire Tracker Joined: Jul 2020 Posts: 5,226 Wusht I'us in the mountains. Originally Posted by elkhunternm Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries. Just don't be tempted by the tribbles.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665454 01/16/21 Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,359 North Idaho 2 270winchester Campfire Tracker 270winchester Campfire Tracker 2 Joined: Jan 2004 Posts: 3,359 North Idaho You know what Sulu found in Kirk's toilet? The captains log... Deus Juvat

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665538 01/16/21 Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,865 O OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger O Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 16,865 Trans-poopinism? -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665597 01/16/21 Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,133 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... ironbender Campfire Oracle ironbender Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 86,133 In the shadow of the Kenai Mtn... What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? The both circle uranus looking for klingons. If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665603 01/16/21 Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... J JSTUART Campfire Ranger JSTUART Campfire Ranger J Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 29,786 Land of milk and honey...for s... Well I have to say Dan...you do have your shit figured out. These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665618 01/16/21 Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,193 nampa,ID persiandog Campfire Outfitter persiandog Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2015 Posts: 10,193 nampa,ID Quote The legendary Palace of Versailles began as a hunting lodge in 1624. After more than a century and a half of building, which included some of the most impressive construction campaigns in the world's history, toilets were added in the 18th Century.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665633 01/16/21 Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,246 Texarkana T Texczech Campfire Tracker Texczech Campfire Tracker T Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,246 Texarkana I haven't read of not one cowboy taking a dump in a Louis L'Amour book either. You would think they would have to at least have to pee. Molɔ̀ːn Labé Grandpa:the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Dad:son you have 2 choices for supper eat or don't eat.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? DigitalDan #15665647 01/16/21 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,656 Oklahoma City S Son_of_the_Gael Campfire Tracker Son_of_the_Gael Campfire Tracker S Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 6,656 Oklahoma City Dan, I always heard the careful use of phasers made toilets unnecessary. Very careful use. 'Four legs good, two legs baaaad." ---------------------------------------------- "Jimmy, some of it's magic, Some of it's tragic, But I had a good life all the way." (Jimmy Buffett) SotG