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Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? #15665287 01/16/21
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The reason we don't see toilets on Star Trek starships is because of a future innovation called the Poo Transporter. The ship's computer monitors all life forms on the ship and when poo nears the end of the colon, it is transported out.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665297 01/16/21
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Too Boldly Go...

<it was inevitable>

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665307 01/16/21
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And what do the do with it? No, they didn’t fling it at Klingons.

So the waste is broken down into little molecules and then they get transformed into any number of things we can use on the ship. Cargo containers, insulation, boots, you name it.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665314 01/16/21
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They beam it to Washington DC -
and San Francisco!


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Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665321 01/16/21
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They cshit in their pants

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Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665324 01/16/21
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No outhouses in the old westerns either. Jails. and all.


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Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665327 01/16/21
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And why are there no seat belts?

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665362 01/16/21
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I think these are urinals on the wall...

[Linked Image from oxymem.com]

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665365 01/16/21
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Poo is sent to other planets, thats where liberals originate.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665381 01/16/21
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So that's why Bones is bipolar,....
.... 'bout to have a brown trout ripped out of his a$$ any minute.


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Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: Stophel] #15665385 01/16/21
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Originally Posted by Stophel
I think these are urinals on the wall...

[Linked Image from oxymem.com]


What is the thing that looks kinda like a garden hose reel for? Automatic ass wiper?

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665425 01/16/21
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Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries.


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Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: elkhunternm] #15665434 01/16/21
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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries.



Just don't be tempted by the tribbles.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665454 01/16/21
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You know what Sulu found in Kirk's toilet?





















The captains log...


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Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665538 01/16/21
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Trans-poopinism?


-OMotS



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Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay "
Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665597 01/16/21
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What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?








The both circle uranus looking for klingons.


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Well I have to say Dan...you do have your shit figured out.


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665618 01/16/21
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Quote
The legendary Palace of Versailles began as a hunting lodge in 1624. After more than a century and a half of building, which included some of the most impressive construction campaigns in the world's history, toilets were added in the 18th Century.

Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665633 01/16/21
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I haven't read of not one cowboy taking a dump in a Louis L'Amour book either. You would think they would have to at least have to pee.


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Re: Why are there no toilets on the Starship Enterprise? [Re: DigitalDan] #15665647 01/16/21
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Dan, I always heard the careful use of phasers made toilets unnecessary. Very careful use.


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