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The reason we don't see toilets on Star Trek starships is because of a future innovation called the Poo Transporter. The ship's computer monitors all life forms on the ship and when poo nears the end of the colon, it is transported out.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Too Boldly Go...

<it was inevitable>


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And what do the do with it? No, they didn’t fling it at Klingons.

So the waste is broken down into little molecules and then they get transformed into any number of things we can use on the ship. Cargo containers, insulation, boots, you name it.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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They beam it to Washington DC -
and San Francisco!


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They cshit in their pants

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No outhouses in the old westerns either. Jails. and all.


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And why are there no seat belts?

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I think these are urinals on the wall...

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Poo is sent to other planets, thats where liberals originate.

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So that's why Bones is bipolar,....
.... 'bout to have a brown trout ripped out of his a$$ any minute.


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Originally Posted by Stophel
I think these are urinals on the wall...

[Linked Image from oxymem.com]


What is the thing that looks kinda like a garden hose reel for? Automatic ass wiper?

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Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries.


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Originally Posted by elkhunternm
Just pull up to a "Starship Stop" and have at it. While there get a greasy hamburger and fries.



Just don't be tempted by the tribbles.

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You know what Sulu found in Kirk's toilet?





















The captains log...


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Trans-poopinism?


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What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?








The both circle uranus looking for klingons.


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Well I have to say Dan...you do have your shit figured out.


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The legendary Palace of Versailles began as a hunting lodge in 1624. After more than a century and a half of building, which included some of the most impressive construction campaigns in the world's history, toilets were added in the 18th Century.

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I haven't read of not one cowboy taking a dump in a Louis L'Amour book either. You would think they would have to at least have to pee.


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Dan, I always heard the careful use of phasers made toilets unnecessary. Very careful use.


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