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I heard that report was a mistake.
What actually happened was,...somebody accidentally sat a can of Sardines on the stove.
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Who wants a candle that smells like an Arab fish market in August?
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I heard that report was a mistake.
What actually happened was,...somebody accidentally sat a can of Sardines on the stove. Lol.
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I'd stuff that in a hole and bed a trap in front of it.
I spend all my money on loose women and trapping supplies.....The rest I just waste.
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At the price she is fetching for her candles ,
something tells me she got business accume
from her family tree of shrewd Jewish business
owners.
-Bulletproof and Waterproof don't mean Idiotproof.
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Doesn't need a candle now, the whole house smells like puzzy.......
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![[Linked Image]](https://www.24hourcampfire.com/ubbthreads/gallery/80/full/148891.png) We have entered an era when what sounds like a crazy joke.... is really happening with crazy liberals.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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I wish this whole country's vagina would explode.
Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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So a woman and her partner lights up a candle so that their house smells like another woman's snatch...........What's wrong with this scenario?
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
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It's also possible that a fart got stirred up in it.
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Exploding vaginas are nothing new. Never had a squirter?
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So, they put LSD in the public water supply in Hollywood?
I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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The most outrageous part of this whole scenario is anyone wasting $75 on a single candle. $75 ought to by a couple of cases full.
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For $75 you should be able to sniff the real thing.
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Clearly Trump is behind this.
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There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles?
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