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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Lmao
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Mine has not blowed the F up. Guess I got one of the good ones. Then again I only light it on Special Occasions. Others mileage might vary a bit.
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? And what if doesn’t smell like her at all. Do I get my money back?
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Camp is where you make it.
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I wonder what time of the month the scent duplicates?
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Gentlemen, gentlemen. We all know how she is. Let's act with courtesy considering.
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I am just surprised some clowns in the UK spent $75 on a candle that smells like twat...that is verging on being a seriously weird fetish.
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Why recall them?........just sell them as Hillary Clinton candles.
радянське лайно, іди ебать свою матір
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Why recall them?........just sell them as Hillary Clinton candles. They could call it Beagle Butthole
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Well, believe it or not, the way I first remember hearing about the Paltrow vajayjay, was my family (wife and two adult daughters) laughing at the whole idea of this scented candle. According to the article that they were laughing at, old Gwyneth insisted her staff smell her vajayjay and compare it to the candle to make sure they had got the smell right. I hope those staffers got danger pay..
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Turn it over! You lit the wrong end.
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Thats a real turn off for me .
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Only in America could you sell a skank scented candle for $75.00. This is truly a Great Country.
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