Finally, Some decent weather. First time to swing a club in about a month. Felt good to get with the guys. It’s a rough group. Better not have thin skin.
GITSUM!
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Finally, Some decent weather. First time to swing a club in about a month. Felt good to get with the guys. It’s a rough group. Better not have thin skin.
It's called being a guy.
Men are mean to each other and they don't mean it. Women are nice to each other and they don't mean it.
Went to the range today, obviously I need to work on my hand release timing but didn't have any super chit hits, fine for not swinging in about 6 months.
Only thing of note was a girl was next to me hitting, a newish player working on her game, she was wearing a yoga onesie I guess you would call it, never seen something like it before, it was interesting.
Went to the range today, obviously I need to work on my hand release timing but didn't have any super chit hits, fine for not swinging in about 6 months.
Only thing of note was a girl was next to me hitting, a newish player working on her game, she was wearing a yoga onesie I guess you would call it, never seen something like it before, it was interesting.
Kent
Did she have a nice personality?
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Finally, Some decent weather. First time to swing a club in about a month. Felt good to get with the guys. It’s a rough group. Better not have thin skin.
GITSUM!
Lost $16 in the captains game but won $6 on individuals. We only bet a small amount. No high rollers here
Ok, now I know why girls wear the yoga onesie, golf fashion is always fluid.
I admit being out of touch on who are the best players in golf even on the men's side, I watch such little TV. I usually watch a bit of the majors but everything was cancelled last year, heard they finally played the Masters but don't know. I have zero idea who the girl players are.
That girl would be fun to play golf with looks or not, she'd be laughing all the time, she's got a great laugh...
Be up on the first par 5 and say... my f'n golf swing is like my cock... short and to the left...
9 holes at the par three track today with the 7 year old.
I missed every green but did manage to hit 1 pond and at least 2 houses. Utter schit show.
Every tee shot went right. Some waaaaay right. I did manage a single glorious par on #8.
I clearly had my change in the wrong pocket today.
The kid was solid. Finished with the same ball he started with. Drained a couple nice putts. Need to check if First Tee has started back up. He certainly doesn't need to learn from me. Lol.
“Life is life and fun is fun, but it's all so quiet when the goldfish die.”
Ok, now I know why girls wear the yoga onesie, golf fashion is always fluid.
I admit being out of touch on who are the best players in golf even on the men's side, I watch such little TV. I usually watch a bit of the majors but everything was cancelled last year, heard they finally played the Masters but don't know. I have zero idea who the girl players are.
That girl would be fun to play golf with looks or not, she'd be laughing all the time, she's got a great laugh...
Be up on the first par 5 and say... my f'n golf swing is like my cock... short and to the left...
And let it rip...
She'd be.... hahahahaha, I love that....
Kent
I like the LPGA because they hit about as far as I do.
LOL
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
9 holes at the par three track today with the 7 year old.
I missed every green but did manage to hit 1 pond and at least 2 houses. Utter schit show.
Every tee shot went right. Some waaaaay right. I did manage a single glorious par on #8.
I clearly had my change in the wrong pocket today.
The kid was solid. Finished with the same ball he started with. Drained a couple nice putts. Need to check if First Tee has started back up. He certainly doesn't need to learn from me. Lol.
I golfed a fun little private course today. Destroyed my friend's spirit which made me ultra happy.
I really wanted to golf 18 more but after taking the girls to lunch I fell asleep on the couch. LOL
Did get a couple buckets down this evening:
Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
Didn't read the posts in this long tread before I started posting a bit back. Never read this elk guys posts before. But if he claims to hit a persimmon driver 300 yards it wasn't down the fairway. Now some courses I play the concrete/asphalt cart paths run down the edge separating the fairway from the rough. It is possible to catch the cart path with a couple big bounces and possibly end up back in the fairway.
Anyway, a dude would lose every other long drive contest till he did that, pay out 50 times then brag on the 1 he collected... funny.Kent
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Jack carries a money clip which he won for hitting a 340 drive at the PGA driving contest WITH PERSIMMON AND BALATA. When he played in the ‘67.
Western Open at Beverly Cc in Chicago,, I had delivered phone messages to him on the driving range. After the third one, I asked him to “Really let one out with his driver”.He hit it out of the range onto the 18th fairway. It was well over 300 yards . George Bayer, Mike Souchak, and other long hitters couldn’t come within 30 yards of that balata ball.
In my opinion, Dustin was trying not to heel Jack’s driver and shatter it. Also, he was not accustomed to swinging a much heavier club and had to adjust his timing. Not only would the loft and length of Nicklaus driver be weaker, but also, the weight would be heavier than Johnson uses.
Well, a few years back the pros, who like to do stuff for fun like anyone else had a long drive contest with a persimmon driver. I think it was Koepka who barely edged over 300, DJ and some of the others hit about 290, now that was with modern balls.
I guess some guy's 300 yards is 251 rounded up.
Kent
DJ was hitting Jack Nicholas's original Persimmon driver, and wasn't swinging as hard as he could, because he didn't want to chance breaking it.
But when do lying commies like you ever tell the truth........
"He is far from Stupid"
”person, who happens to have an above-average level of intelligence”
Didn't read the posts in this long tread before I started posting a bit back. Never read this elk guys posts before. But if he claims to hit a persimmon driver 300 yards it wasn't down the fairway. Now some courses I play the concrete/asphalt cart paths run down the edge separating the fairway from the rough. It is possible to catch the cart path with a couple big bounces and possibly end up back in the fairway.
Anyway, a dude would lose every other long drive contest till he did that, pay out 50 times then brag on the 1 he collected... funny.
Kent
He's completely FOS. He probably can't hit a drive 200 and hit the fairway.
He don't hunt.
He don't post pics.
He can't skate.
My niece thinks he's a puzzy.
Hey listen, I can understand how embarrassed you must be after admitting you can only hit a driver 250 yards, especially after a video is posted that validates your distance is the same as the "ladies".
I don't have to call you a puzzy. You've done a fantastic job already just by telling everyone what your driving distance is.....same as the ladies, you puzzy.
"He is far from Stupid"
”person, who happens to have an above-average level of intelligence”
Well, a few years back the pros, who like to do stuff for fun like anyone else had a long drive contest with a persimmon driver. I think it was Koepka who barely edged over 300, DJ and some of the others hit about 290, now that was with modern balls.
I guess some guy's 300 yards is 251 rounded up.
Kent
Are you trying to insinuate that, in years past, Elky didn't have a higher clubhead speed than tour pros?!?!??
^^^^ goalie's Driving Distance Same as the LADIES, 250 yards...ROFLMAO ^^^^^
"He is far from Stupid"
”person, who happens to have an above-average level of intelligence”
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