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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: Bristoe] #15675074 01/18/21
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Originally Posted by Bristoe
How did they harvest her scent, anyway?

Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?

,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?

Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles?



Lmao


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15675114 01/18/21
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15675141 01/18/21
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Mine has not blowed the F up.

Guess I got one of the good ones.

Then again I only light it on Special Occasions.

Others mileage might vary a bit. laugh


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Wtf


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: Bristoe] #15675174 01/18/21
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Originally Posted by Bristoe
How did they harvest her scent, anyway?

Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?

,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?

Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles?

And what if doesn’t smell like her at all. Do I get my money back?

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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15675179 01/18/21
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I bet that room stinks.


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15675193 01/18/21
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I wonder what time of the month the scent duplicates?


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15675361 01/18/21
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: joes64gto] #15675377 01/18/21
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Gentlemen, gentlemen. We all know how she is. Let's act with courtesy considering.

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15675385 01/18/21
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15675401 01/18/21
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I am just surprised some clowns in the UK spent $75 on a candle that smells like twat...that is verging on being a seriously weird fetish.


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: Bristoe] #15675406 01/18/21
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Originally Posted by Bristoe
How did they harvest her scent, anyway?

Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?

,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?

Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles?



Why recall them?........just sell them as Hillary Clinton candles. grin




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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: thaxted] #15675464 01/19/21
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Originally Posted by thaxted
Originally Posted by Bristoe
How did they harvest her scent, anyway?

Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?

,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?

Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles?



Why recall them?........just sell them as Hillary Clinton candles. grin


They could call it Beagle Butthole

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: Bristoe] #15675465 01/19/21
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Originally Posted by Bristoe
How did they harvest her scent, anyway?

Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?

,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?

Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles?



Well, believe it or not, the way I first remember hearing about the Paltrow vajayjay, was my family (wife and two adult daughters) laughing at the whole idea of this scented candle. According to the article that they were laughing at, old Gwyneth insisted her staff smell her vajayjay and compare it to the candle to make sure they had got the smell right.

I hope those staffers got danger pay..

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: Bristoe] #15677383 01/19/21
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Originally Posted by Bristoe
How did they harvest her scent, anyway?

Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?

,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?

Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles?

Turn it over! You lit the wrong end.

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15677544 01/19/21
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Thats a real turn off for me .

Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15677603 01/19/21
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Only in America could you sell a skank scented candle for $75.00. This is truly a Great Country. crazy


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: gregintenn] #15677626 01/19/21
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Good Grief!

No, it was a good quief.


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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15677684 01/19/21
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes [Re: MarineHawk] #15677759 01/19/21
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Ms. Paltrow's need for attention knows no bounds.

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