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[Re: Bristoe]
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tzone
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Lmao
Just one more draw and we should see the trucks.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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TimberRunner
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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JohnBurns
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Mine has not blowed the F up. Guess I got one of the good ones. Then again I only light it on Special Occasions. Others mileage might vary a bit. 
John Burns
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: TimberRunner]
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01/18/21
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dye7barrel
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: Bristoe]
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01/18/21
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TheLastLemming76
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? And what if doesn’t smell like her at all. Do I get my money back?
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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01/18/21
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tzone
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Just one more draw and we should see the trucks.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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I wonder what time of the month the scent duplicates?
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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As the blind man passed the fish market he was heard to say,"Hello Girls".
"......ain't many troubles that a man cain't fix
With seven hundred dollars and a thirty ought six."
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: joes64gto]
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Lockhart
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Gentlemen, gentlemen. We all know how she is. Let's act with courtesy considering.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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01/18/21
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High_Noon
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Fully half of America is now a F'n bad joke.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right.
- Del Gue
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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01/18/21
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JSTUART
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I am just surprised some clowns in the UK spent $75 on a candle that smells like twat...that is verging on being a seriously weird fetish.
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: Bristoe]
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thaxted
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Why recall them?........just sell them as Hillary Clinton candles. 
радянське лайно, іди ебать свою матір
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: thaxted]
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Futura
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Why recall them?........just sell them as Hillary Clinton candles. They could call it Beagle Butthole
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: Bristoe]
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01/19/21
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AB2506
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Well, believe it or not, the way I first remember hearing about the Paltrow vajayjay, was my family (wife and two adult daughters) laughing at the whole idea of this scented candle. According to the article that they were laughing at, old Gwyneth insisted her staff smell her vajayjay and compare it to the candle to make sure they had got the smell right. I hope those staffers got danger pay..
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: Bristoe]
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01/19/21
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gregintenn
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How did they harvest her scent, anyway?
Did she,...like,...have to sit on some type of mechanical sniffer that combined a series of chemicals to duplicate her scent?
,...and,..and,...what happens if she doesn't position herself just right on the mechanical sniffer?
Will there be a recall of Gwyneth Paltrow azzhole candles? Turn it over! You lit the wrong end.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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01/19/21
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Rick n Tenn
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Thats a real turn off for me .
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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01/19/21
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hillbillybear
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Only in America could you sell a skank scented candle for $75.00. This is truly a Great Country. 
Member: Clan of the Turdlike People.
Courage is Fear that has said its Prayers
If we ever forget that we are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under. Ronald Reagan.
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: gregintenn]
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01/19/21
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My other auto is a .45
The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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01/19/21
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VarmintGuy
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MarineHawk: This is more proof that liberalism IS a mental disease.
Hold into the wind
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Re: Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Vagina’ Candle Reportedly Explodes
[Re: MarineHawk]
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Ms. Paltrow's need for attention knows no bounds.
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