My brothers, both are kept men with wives that do ALL of the cooking and all of the house chores. Told one when he came to visit if his wife ever died he should wait until he's hungry and then shoot himself in the head, it will be better than starving. The guy doesn't know how to run a washing machine OR a dryer.

Especially in Iowa, of all places. What’ll be next, Mac & Cheese, Jello, Dinty Moore?

I will be damned.

I’m another. Never had one. Dislike Mayo mostly. Although a small amount is okay. Some of these sound pretty good though.

I've eaten them, just asking about how others do it.

I like a bit of fru-fru chicken salad. Fine dice onion and celery, apple, Mayo, S&P, and tarragon.

Classic is great too.

Fuggin raisins are gross.

Raisins are to be in chocolate.
Nothing else.

Made a comment to my wife about this thread last night,
said it made me want chicken salad.

Came home and she had a roasted bird sitting on the table.
Gonna wash my D beaters and chop it for her.

Yup. Misleading.

Wonder what he’s up to?

We use leftover chicken or turkey, but canned chicken works as well, and is always on hand. If needing something quick, grab a can of chicken and start adding ingredients. Dukes (I don't like a ton of mayo, so minimal), some spicy mustard, salt, pepper, dill relish, or jalapeno relish, shot of Worcestershire sometimes, some finely diced onion, or pepper, or olives, maybe minced garlic, not enough of anything to overpower, but enough for some taste. I don't think I've ever made it the same way twice. Like somebody above said, add a slice of cheese and grill it for a melt-

Chicken and tuna both get the same treatment. Mayo ( Hellmans or Dukes...none of that miracle crap ), 2-3 drops of lemon juice, celery, a few chopped green olives, black pepper. A day in the fridge makes it even better.

Lost on the fuggin' prairie watching Walter Brennan re runs.

Should my ears be burnin'?

i prefer tuna, minced celery, chopped scallion, mayo, onion powder, garlic powder, s + p, lemon juice...on lettuce and whole wheat

search for persian olivier salad recipe

Fixt !

And they've never had a chicken salad sandwich?

sigh, Now I have to make chicken salad sandwiches.

But, but which recipe