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Cool to have a small chariot to go behind one.
Make a beer run on it.
Train it like a hiking pigeon in case you get too drunk.
“Sassafras, take me drunk, I’m home.” 😂🤪
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�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Cool to have a small chariot to go behind one.
Make a beer run on it.
Train it like a hiking pigeon in case you get too drunk.
“Sassafras, take me drunk, I’m home.” 😂🤪 I've considered it. Seen some of them in harness. Wouldn't get going fast enough to kill you, you get in a bad wreck or they get ornery a hammer to the head would take care of Sassafrass.
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Cool to have a small chariot to go behind one.
Make a beer run on it.
Train it like a hiking pigeon in case you get too drunk.
“Sassafras, take me drunk, I’m home.” 😂🤪 Well if you got too drunk, at least you’d have a ride home And something to screw. What the hell is a hiking pigeon?
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Local guy fell off a 5 gallon bucket and broke his arm while servicing a horse.
THATS why mini horses were popular. Safety.
No buckets needed. [Linked Image from homestead.org] Here you go Jim. I always heard the term "He's stump trained" about horses and mules.
Figures don't lie, But Liars figure Assumption is the mother of mistakes
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Cool to have a small chariot to go behind one.
Make a beer run on it.
Train it like a hiking pigeon in case you get too drunk.
“Sassafras, take me drunk, I’m home.” 😂🤪 Well if you got too drunk, at least you’d have a ride home And something to screw. What the hell is a hiking pigeon? A bird for passing messages for whilst your out and about, as opposed to the ones that only take messages to your home or rookery or coop or whatever.
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I learn something once every 18 months on here
Well I’ll be
Mike Tyson had a pigeon on his cartoon series. It was pretty smart too.
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They're neat till you forget you had one in your pocket. Unloading for the washing machine gets a little grosser then.
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Sassafras and Root Beer would make a neat team.
I'm inspired now.
Could skid out lodgepole for fence rails, wouldn't even need a trailer. Bet you could fit them in a pickup bed.
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Local guy fell off a 5 gallon bucket and broke his arm while servicing a horse.
THATS why mini horses were popular. Safety.
No buckets needed. [Linked Image from homestead.org] Here you go Jim. I always heard the term "He's stump trained" about horses and mules. He's stump broke???????? WTF, you guys got queer sheep herders in those parts?
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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Sassafras and Root Beer would make a neat team.
I'm inspired now.
Could skid out lodgepole for fence rails, wouldn't even need a trailer. Bet you could fit them in a pickup bed. Five or six. It's pretty common to see two saddle horses in the back of a pickup out here. One guy used to load his saddle mare right in the back of the 1/2 ton with no side racks. She must have ridden that way for 100s of accumulated miles.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
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There’s always a “Florida Man” story involving these things.
Florida. Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous.
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There’s always a “Florida Man” story involving these things.
Florida. Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous. Oregon: Where men don't exist.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I know a man who has some miniature horses, and he was at a local auction bidding on some round bales of hay to feed them with. I told him he was the first person I knew of to feed a bale of hay that was bigger than the animal eating it. Made him mad, I guess because he hasn't spoken to me since.
On the other hand maybe his brother told him that I said he must have more money than sense, because my thought was that miniature horses were about as stupid an idea as there was.
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Cool to have a small chariot to go behind one.
Make a beer run on it.
Train it like a hiking pigeon in case you get too drunk.
“Sassafras, take me drunk, I’m home.” 😂🤪 Well if you got too drunk, at least you’d have a ride home And something to screw. What the hell is a hiking pigeon? Hahah. Chit fire. Fat fingered that one. Supposed to be homing pigeon. But i guess, a hiking pigeon would backpack your message to you.
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There’s always a “Florida Man” story involving these things.
Florida. Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous. That's an old saying about College Station A&M, especially when it was not a coed university.
Figures don't lie, But Liars figure Assumption is the mother of mistakes
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My grandmother came from Poland. She and her mother were chased out by Cossak mercs. when she was a little girl. She never got to have a pony. Sometimes life sucks.
“Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.” ― G. Orwell
"Why can't men kill big game with the same cartridges women and kids use?" _Eileen Clarke
"Unjust authority confers no obligation of obedience." - Alexander Hamilton
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There’s always a “Florida Man” story involving these things.
Florida. Where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous. Oregon: Where men don't exist. Oh c'mon. Climb down off your stump - you can do better than that.
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call them pigmy ponies that pisses the owners off in my neck of the woods
NRA life & RSO Plays with old trucks and tractors
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For when you want to take a short ride.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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For when you want to take a short ride. And there we have it. The definitive answer.
"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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