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Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to schitt but only farted My dad saw that about 50 years ago in a stall. He had my professor brother translate it into Latin. He's putting it on his headstone. A metaphor of his view on his life.
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Just remember, it's the same fingers that pick your cigarette butts out of the urinal that put ice in your drinks.
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Oh. Just remembered this one!
Please Refrain from throwing cigarette butts in the urinal It makes them soggy and hard to light. Read by James Earl Jones, bathroom wisdom. Now on audio books. Crap.... now I when I read them all, I heard them in the voice of James Earl Jones...
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Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Here I sit all broken hearted
Tried to schitt but only farted My dad saw that about 50 years ago in a stall. He had my professor brother translate it into Latin. He's putting it on his headstone. A metaphor of his view on his life. Google translate: Sedeo fracta molliter Sed modo conatus schitt farted FWIW
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
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There used to be a bar at a little resort up on Lake Mille Lacs here in Minnesota. They had a non descript sign hanging on the wall near the beer taps and it simply said:
Y Q H J C Y A D O T C!
I made the mistake of asking the barkeep what the damned sign stood for. His answer was YOUR QURIOUSITY HAS JUST COST YOU A DOLLAR ON THE CEILING! I ponied up a buck, he wrapped it around a quart with a thumb tack sticking out of it, and tossed it up and stuck it to the sheet rock ceiling. He would donate those dollar bills to a charity and had given over $200.00 that year alone.
Right next to my home town of Onamia, MN...
Only a dingleberry, not yet a Turdlike person, maybe someday!!! I am happier than a retard in a room full of bouncy balls right now!! Joe.
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Here I sit my checks a flexing,
I just gave birth to another Texan!
Here I sit straining on the Pooper,
I just pushed out a new State Trooper!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Time to drop Obama's kids off at the pool!
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