Certain to bolster his standing in the community, a series of quotables reputed to be perhaps the best ever from this acclaimed author, were hailed as rivaling the genius of many literary greats of this century and the last...
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Have a good cry. You'll feel better.
Did you get your free jelly beans?
Did you get your jelly beans? These children did!
You didn't get your jelly beans, did you?
You are angry. The lady didn't give you any treats.
Be nice and they will give you some treats.
Good boys and girls get treats. Be a good boy and you will get a treat.
Good boys and girls get treats.
Bad boys don't get treats
Look who got candy? Polite children get treats.
If you use your manners, you'll get treats. But don't forget to brush your teeth.