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Nolte: Imagine the Joy of Sleeping with a Gun Under a David Hogg PillowOne reason to buy a David Hogg pillow would be so you could sleep with a loaded gun under it. I always have the best dreams when I chuckle just before sleep… They usually start with Angie Dickinson and end with me burning tires in Al Gore’s backyard as Jane Fonda sings “God Bless America.” More at the link: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/02/08/imagine-joy-sleeping-gun-david-hogg-pillow/
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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If you're gonna bite a pillow, why not make it flavored? Waffles maybe.
That's marketing genius right there.
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OR, gravy on fries flavor?
I'd rather die in a BAD gunfight than a GOOD nursing home.
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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want. Rehabilitation is way overrated. Orwell wasn't wrong. GOA member disappointed NRA member 24HCF SEARCH
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He’s gonna learn a hard lesson on business.
What’s really too bad is all the people slobbering over his pillows ( he hasn’t even prototyped yet) should be just as passionate about opening businesses the govt. has crushed with COVID.
Can’t fix stupid.
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I think hogg needs some ring time.
That should help him transition from virtue signaling to private enterprise.
He could learn to make money by losing to a woman mixed martial artist.
Other than that, I can't imagine how he could get any of MY money.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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I think hogg needs some ring time.
That should help him transition from virtue signaling to private enterprise.
He could learn to make money by losing to a woman mixed martial artist.
Other than that, I can't imagine how he could get any of MY money. Won’t matter Ain’t his money!
if a man speaks, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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I get the feeling the article has gone largely unread.
More:
David Hogg, the 19-year-old gun-grabbing fascist who makes the Hitler Youth look like the Marx Brothers, is so angry that My Pillow creator Mike Lindell has his own opinions on things, he’s harrumphing about starting his own pillow company.
Of course, this pillow company, which he is imaginatively calling Pillow Company, will almost certainly never happen. Nevertheless, because America’s corporate media have become open, shameless, and cowering cheerleaders for Woke Nazis, far-left outlets like Axios are taking his crybaby tweets seriously.
So now, Hogg has been kind of cornered into taking the idea seriously, and he’s announced — lol — the launch of the “Pillow Company’s Activist Advisory Board,” and just this morning, Hogg added someone named Brandon Wolf to his Pillow Company Board because “Brandon has years of experience in organizing for gun violence prevention, LGBTQ rights and he’s also just an awesome person.”
Well, that’s just what America is craving: a pillow backed by experience in “organizing for gun violence prevention” and Alphabet People rights.
Hmmm… What kind of pillow comes from those opposed to civil rights, but in favor of hairy guys with psychological problems sharing a locker room with your daughter? Do we really want to buy a pillow from people whose primary goal in life is to make us unsafe and uncomfortable?
Hogg’s already made numerous promises about Pillow Company. This is my favorite…
David Hogg
@davidhogg111
I love funny advertising and really epic advertising. We’re gonna use it a lot there’s never enough laughter in the world 😊
…because if there’s anything David Hogg is known for, it’s his sense of humor.
Did Harvard teach Hogg that spite is a good reason to launch a company? Maybe Der Fuhrer Jr. should watch the latest season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. That particular spite store did not end well. But even Larry’s spite store was based on a better idea. Mocha Joe’s had wobbly tables, cold coffee, and soft scones that were really muffins. What Larry wanted was to offer better coffee served hot, better service, and scones that were scones… Hogg’s not upset over the quality of My Pillow; Hogg’s mad that Lindell won’t profess his fealty to the Woke Plantation.
The following is not a commercial for Mike Lindell or My Pillow. I don’t know the guy and have never spoke to or so much as traded a tweet with him, but My Pillow is a true rarity in America… Something that works exactly as advertised. I freakin’ love my My Pillow. I love that My Pillow so much I would buy it even if it were manufactured by something truly evil, like a teachers’ union.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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If you're gonna bite a pillow, why not make it flavored? Waffles maybe.
That's marketing genius right there. Sheesh.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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If you're gonna bite a pillow, why not make it flavored? Waffles maybe.
That's marketing genius right there. Sheesh. Just go with it....Freedom Ranger....
I am MAGA.
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Got 2 dozen for delivery in 3 months. You tried them yet?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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I would love to.
Been eating rabbits instead.
I am MAGA.
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I would love to.
Been eating rabbits instead. Got a hankering for wings yet?
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
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I am MAGA.
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He will fail miserably
I mean, seriously; it took Lindell 10 years just to learn how to chop the foam.
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It will be a number one seller, even when it isn’t, just like the phony book deals by Coney, McCabe, Hunter etc.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
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He just released a new product line---corduroy pillows.
They're making headlines.
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Piggy pillows for pedophiles.
Someone asked him his plan..
He had no marketing, nor supply chain, ....
Good article there
Thanks
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