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Heres one for the haters.....for those timid souls among you who prefer a snack to a meal! ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/P2oIpFQ.jpg) There's a middle ground called "healthy." You should look into it. That's Karen Carpenter!
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Don't even want to think of seeing that walking around my bedroom naked.
Not something you should probably need concern yourself with. 
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Put the fat one in a cistern
Take the skinny to golden corral a few times
This isn’t that difficult
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Heres one for the haters.....for those timid souls among you who prefer a snack to a meal! There's a middle ground called "healthy." You should look into it. Wasn’t she voted Miss Auschwitz ?
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Mama Mia! Dats a one spicy meata-ball! Eat your hearts out skinny ass beeches! ![[Linked Image from i.imgur.com]](https://i.imgur.com/pry6e1H.jpg) Gross AF. When did obesity become hot?...🤔
Proud NRA Life Member
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No way I could pick her up. Interpreted any way you want.
Last edited by 1minute; 02/15/21.
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I'm loving these replies. Its like being back in High School!
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If things get too cozy, I still want to be able to hear the stereo...just sayin'
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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Uncle Alvah is a fa-ggot,left winger and never-Trumper.
It's no wonder he likes fat pigs.lol
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Gross AF.
When did obesity become hot?...🤔
Since political correctness took over, and media amplified it with poster children for it. (The one in the photo is one of the chosen ones.)
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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I'm loving these replies. Its like being back in High School!
You scored a lot of fatties in High School, huh? Most guys didn't see any challenge in that, but for others, it was likely a necessity.
I belong on eroding granite, among the pines.
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10 years in prison and I still wouldn't touch either w/a 10' pole .
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Warm in the winter, shady in the summer...
Not for me though.
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Uncle Alvah is queer.
He's pretending to like women in the same manner Obama pretends to be married.
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I get a little chuckle outta threads like this. Reminds me of a guy a know.
About 45, he'd go about 335, high blood pressure, diabetes, comes home from work and sits his ass in front of the TV with a 12 pack, only way he could get a hard on is with two popsicle sticks and a roll of duct tape, says he's no longer attracted to his long term girlfriend because she's gained too much weight.
I sorta doubt that's the only reason he ain't gettin' any at home...............
Of course, I like 'em with curves.
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Mama Mia! Dats a one spicy meata-ball! Eat your hearts out skinny ass beeches! Harpoon that beached whale!
If you are not actively engaging EVERY enemy you encounter... you are allowing another to fight for you... and that is cowardice... plain and simple.
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Uncle Alvah is a fa-ggot,left winger and never-Trumper.
It's no wonder he likes fat pigs.lol
If we give you a few minutes is it possible you could come up with something even more dimwitted to say? Comon, boy, give it a try. lol
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Warmth in the winter, shade in the summer.
Man up and admit most of you had probably tapped a big woman a time or two over the years Big women need love, too. Even if it's only that once and you were stumblin' drunk at the time.
If three or more people think you're a dimwit, chances are at least one of them is right.
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No way I could pick her up. Lol
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Uncle Alvah is queer.
He's pretending to like women in the same manner Obama pretends to be married.
By golly you did it! You are now the official dimwit Guru! Impressive. You should give dimwit lessons. 
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