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I'm glad this didnt have pictures.
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First off thanks for all the ideas. I am sure some were meant tongue in cheek, however I did try a few of the suggestions anyway with mixed results.
Around midnight I noticed the oozing had stopped, and it felt like things had scabbed over. I had finally settled on some Vicks VapoRub and King Arthur 12% bread flour worked into a manageable paste. The combination had a fiery yet soothing feel. This morning at breakfast I was able to sit through most of it so things are better.
I have been thinking about stopping at the minute clinic later this morning, but now that I have them on the run I'm not sure what they could do anyway.
Sometimes it just helps to discuss things Thank you!
WS Don’t sit (pun intended) on this, too long. Dr. David Livingston (I presume), explorer, bled to death from hemmorhoids. You ain’t a woman. Even nominal, but regular, bleeding that extends for days can deplete you.
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Anyone ever suffer from a burst hemorrhoid?
Last evening I was struggling to load a 225# anvil onto the tailgate of my pickup. I just needed a little extra oomph but when I gave it, it felt like my running gear let loose. Everything I have read says the bleeding should stop in 15-20 minutes but mine went on most of the night .
I thought things were good this morning but not so much. I am just wondering if anyone else has ever experienced what i am going through and were you able to get it to clot up.
WS Karma or irony... Whopperstopper/HemorroidJus sayin.
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The lgbtq movement is really taking its toll with additional Heath problems
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I'm glad this didnt have pictures. I’m still waiting on pics of the anvil, this thread is useless without them!
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yea I don't think he can be calling himself whopper stopper after this admission
all kidding aside, hope it gets fixed fast.
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I'm not sure what is dumber. Not going to the doc after 8hrs or telling the campfire you bleeding out yo ass.
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Ahhhh fuuck, I’ve had em lots, and had em bad. Always wonder how they don’t get infected, but they don’t.... kinda like a cluster of grapes hangin out your ass... don’t miss em, been a while When you have to pull each one up individually to wipe and clean yourself, it’s time to do something.
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In 1995 a stitch broke after an operation, and I almost bled to death.
I went back to the hospital for emergency repair.
They wanted to give me a spinal to fix it because I had already eaten breakfast.
But they could not get a needle between my vertebrae with without me straightening up my back.
So they put me under and fixed it.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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Stuff a toasted Eggo wa99fle in your buttcrack - it will leave behind a light, flaky crust and resemble a chicken-fried dove breast
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Use Duct Tape on it. Works every time.
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Is this guy in the ER yet?
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For normal easy to find over the counter stuff styptic pencil / powder works best but many years ago as a teenager at the little neighborhood hot dog / hamburger / Italian roast beef restaurant I worked we used ordinary table sugar to help stop bleeding quick from cuts.
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Ghost,
May I suggest that you try to come up with a different expletive.....
"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."
......God (Exodus 20)
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For normal easy to find over the counter stuff styptic pencil / powder works best but many years ago as a teenager at the little neighborhood hot dog / hamburger / Italian roast beef restaurant I worked we used ordinary table sugar to help stop bleeding quick from cuts.
It's good to know of something handy for minor cuts. As a customer, I would hope you guys called off early though. Lol. That powder is the old straight razor standard. It stings, but beats bleeding. I've found Cream of Tartar and baking soda helps when thats not available too.
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Ghost,
May I suggest that you try to come up with a different expletive.....
"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."
......God (Exodus 20)
Yeah I'll try and ease off on that. No disrespect intended.
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you should have went to the E.R. right away and if its still bleeding go to the E.R. ,you still need to see a doctor and the E.R. is faster. good luck
LIFE NRA , we vote Red up here, Norseman
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Ghost,
May I suggest that you try to come up with a different expletive.....
"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."
......God (Exodus 20)
Yeah I'll try and ease off on that. No disrespect intended. 👍
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The crappy napper is a moderator now....
I am MAGA.
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Stuff a toasted Eggo wa99fle in your buttcrack - it will leave behind a light, flaky crust and resemble a chicken-fried dove breast Gawd....dont start the waffle thing again...
I am MAGA.
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