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So, there two men are standing in the ally talking.
My dog died.
That's to bad, how did he die?
He ate my tape measure.
Ouch! That must have been a slow agonizing death by inches.
Well, actually, he rallied a bit, and crawled over, and died by the yard.
(Stolen from a reprint of the 1897 Wabigoon Star newspaper)
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
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My girlfriend's dog died. So to cheer her up I bought her another one just like it.
She wanted know, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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So, there two men are standing in the ally talking.
My dog died.
That's to bad, how did he die?
He ate my tape measure.
Ouch! That must have been a slow agonizing death by inches.
Well, actually, he rallied a bit, and crawled over, and died by the yard.
(Stolen from a reprint of the 1897 Wabigoon Star newspaper)
Let's see someone try to tell that one with that stupid metric system. 
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
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Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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What has four legs and flies?
A dead dog.
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So, there two men are standing in the ally talking.
My dog died.
That's to bad, how did he die?
He ate my tape measure.
Ouch! That must have been a slow agonizing death by inches.
Well, actually, he rallied a bit, and crawled over, and died by the yard.
(Stolen from a reprint of the 1897 Wabigoon Star newspaper)
Let's see someone try to tell that one with that stupid metric system. The dog rallied again, and crawled over to the hydro pole, and died by the meter.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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They had tape measures in 1897?
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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They had tape measures in 1897? Likely those old folding kinds.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Wow. Looks like they were invented in1829!
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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