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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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Lots to see at Walmart



I bet ours is an order of magnitude classier than some of the more populated areas.



It is. I've been there. You don't have NEAR the type and numbers of white trash we have in the Capital City.

Ours always looks like a gigantic trailer park blew up and the refugees all came in to Walmart.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
the wind always blows.



Sounds like you might be sitting on a wind energy goldmine.



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Grocery shopping at a local Walmart a couple of weeks ago saw what looked like a character straight out of the movie Braveheart shopping there, too... Big man, well over 6' tall and 300lbs, long hair and beard, wearing a hooded Scottish tartan plaid mid-calf length robe, and medieval looking leather sandals held on by straps that wrapped around his legs.

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Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by hanco
Lots to see at Walmart



I bet ours is an order of magnitude classier than some of the more populated areas.



It is. I've been there. You don't have NEAR the type and numbers of white trash we have in the Capital City.

Ours always looks like a gigantic trailer park blew up and the refugees all came in to Walmart.

I reassemble that incinerator!


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Originally Posted by joken2

Grocery shopping at a local Walmart a couple of weeks ago saw what looked like a character straight out of the movie Braveheart shopping there, too... Big man, well over 6' tall and 300lbs, long hair and beard, wearing a hooded Scottish tartan plaid mid-calf length robe, and medieval looking leather sandals held on by straps that wrapped around his legs.





You met Gruff!


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Originally Posted by MtnBoomer
Originally Posted by ingwe
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by hanco
Lots to see at Walmart



I bet ours is an order of magnitude classier than some of the more populated areas.



It is. I've been there. You don't have NEAR the type and numbers of white trash we have in the Capital City.

Ours always looks like a gigantic trailer park blew up and the refugees all came in to Walmart.

I reassemble that incinerator!


Hahahaha!

Poverty bomb.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
So, yeah.....I may be chained to a failing business, am probably morbidly obese, struggle with a little bit of the blues and a pinch of alcoholism...take a stupid thyroid pill and a blood pressure pill every day.

Have a bunch of old schitty machinery that is always breaking down, live in the middle of nowhere....where commodities are expensive to produce and more expensive to get to market.


It never frigging rains here and the wind always blows.


We make so little money that we qualify for every program out there. My boat is still blown up. Normaly we just sit around and watch the leaded paint chip off the walls.




But then.......I come on here and feel much, much better about myself and my life.


Like a trip to Walmart after the checks come out. That schit show would make anyone feel better about themselves.




It could always be worse...........I could be rubbing Vicks and King Arthur Flour on my ass......... grin










It sounds like you are healing yourself, and have become a premier raconteur. Coming on here does make you feel smart and lucky. I avoid Walmarts like poison but did find the one in Cody. Wy. to be as clean and friendly as a small country store.

You should come here and stay w/ us for a week. You and the family will have a new definition for weird and a renewed appreciation for rural life.


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"coat of many colors" was played on the radio a bit ago. I snickered and pictured Jim Conrad twirling and singing in his patched together multi colored coat, so thankful, surrounded by campfire idiots scamming each other out of shotguns, faking illness, faking deaths...

lmao!


The campfire is fantastic.


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Originally Posted by renegade50
This was when I went in .
3 times as many when I came out .
Vast majority senior citizens lining up for the DNA/RNA immune response modification shot.
Good thing they are done passing on their unmodified DNA/ RNA..

Remember that Thalidomide schitt........
Wonder what ticking time bomb is gonna happen from breeding humans getting the C19 manmade DNA/RNA vaccine is gonna have on the unborn/ future generations......
Hmmmmmmm......
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Come to our Walmart, the hogs even wear a mask.


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I see we all got an invitation to Conrad's pity party, where is the booze and food? grin


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Originally Posted by roundoak
I see we all got an invitation to Conrad's pity party, where is the booze and food? grin

And ewes.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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Jim, at least you have a Walmart.


I drive by the Family Dollar and wonder what all they have inside.



Shabbiness and despair.

and then it goes down from there


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Originally Posted by roundoak
I see we all got an invitation to Conrad's pity party, where is the booze and food? grin


It's his party and he'll cry if he wants to.

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This just came on and guess immediately came to mind?






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Originally Posted by northern_dave
"coat of many colors" was played on the radio a bit ago. I snickered and pictured Jim Conrad twirling and singing in his patched together multi colored coat, so thankful, surrounded by campfire idiots scamming each other out of shotguns, faking illness, faking deaths...

lmao!


The campfire is fantastic.


Isn't it though?!


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Went to town to get the kids from school.

Splurged and bought a 20 oz Dr Pepper.


Wife is bringing home Pizza Hut from the big town over west.


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Thanks Sam!


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Out of curiosity, what does rubbing Vicks and King Arthur flour on yer arse accomplish?


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