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I’m feeling poorly...Not sure if I will make it through the weekend. I wanted to say to all of you incredible members, GFY.

Because my Will is gonna be a smidge light on assets left for my bride. I wanted to reach out to all of you kind and generous people by asking for your immediate donations to me of any hunting, fishing, camping, gold or silver, campers, boats, golf clubs with sleeves of balls and vehicles that are a 2018 or newer model year.

Basically, I’m asking for everything you have that’s worth a lot...Not junk, or stuff you no longer use or need. I want only quality and expensive shît.

I’d start a list, but, that would take effort, and since I’m in a frail state...Just send me all your best gear.

Thanks, god bless, and long life to all who give things to me.

🦫

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I will bump this thread many times throughout the weekend.

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Kamo gari...You got a shotgun you would be willing to part with? 😜


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i will forward 10 pounds of shidt in a 5 pound sack


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Prayers sent from an atheist.


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Fool me once, congratulations.

Fool me twice, f*ck you're good.


Something clever here.

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I have a can of lima beans that went out of date in 2003, that I was saving for this year's Christmas food drive.

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Is one expecting to revive about a year after his obituary notice, and it so, can I have my stuff back?

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Originally Posted by ingwe
Prayers sent from an atheist.


I got a feeling they are going to work. Hallelujah. We wont feel guilty about not sending him crap.

PTL. wink


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The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Originally Posted by gitem_12
i will forward 10 pounds of shidt in a 5 pound sack


Since you only shît gold coins....Much appreciated.

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Originally Posted by northern_dave
Fool me once, congratulations.

Fool me twice, f*ck you're good.


So, you’re giving me something expensive then?

LOL

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Originally Posted by ingwe
Prayers sent from an atheist.


PooBah,

Include a card with $1000 dollars and your prayer.

Thanks!

😜🦫


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I have a great double camp mattress. If you dont make it can I get an addy so I can deliver it and help her try it out?


Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.

A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.

"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".

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Originally Posted by 1minute
Is one expecting to revive about a year after his obituary notice, and it so, can I have my stuff back?


Cough, cough....Umm, sure.

Just send me several of Cookies cameras. Wife could use them for taking pictures at my funeral.

🦫


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Used fleshlight inbound!!!!

Sorry, didn't have time to clean it

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by ingwe
Prayers sent from an atheist.


PooBah,

Include a card with $1000 dollars and your prayer.

Thanks!

😜🦫



I really thought about editing my post to read " Prayers from an atheist too cheap to send anything else..."


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Originally Posted by jaguartx
I have a great double camp mattress. If you dont make it can I get an addy so I can deliver it and help her try it out?


Wife will be too bereaved for sex...I was her trophy husband.

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Are you the second biggest guy in the quartet? lol

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Good one...


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Originally Posted by goalie
Used fleshlight inbound!!!!

Sorry, didn't have time to clean it


Dude, come on, now....I was thinking along the lines of a autographed hockey uni from Gretzky.

🦫

PS

How many lumens does your fleshlight have?

😜🦫


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Originally Posted by EthanEdwards
Are you the second biggest guy in the quartet? lol


Drummer, here.

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