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Originally Posted by TheBigSky
I have $2.00 I can send. If I can get someone else to throw in another $2.00, using the new math, Beav would then have $5.00.


That’s the total I came up with as well.

Thanks BS, you’re a true cyber friend.

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
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Originally Posted by RockyRaab
I have a huge collection of premium strike-anywhere matches, fireworks, and toilet paper, all of it used only once. Will that do?


Rocky, I thought you got your eyesight fixed?

Now go find something valuable and mail it overnight to me. I don’t have much time.

Or, lowrty, I think I see a bright light.

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A bright light?

from a fleshlight?


I’m not sure, but if you type in lonely gay dude in a closet into Pornhub.....You might find a Fleshlight.

LOL

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Originally Posted by MickeyD
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Originally Posted by jaguartx
I have a great double camp mattress. If you dont make it can I get an addy so I can deliver it and help her try it out?


Wife will be too bereaved for sex...I was her trophy husband.

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While I'm far too poor to offer anything else of value, I offer up the following:
Please provide a very recent photo of your soon to be bereaved (for sex) wife (widow).
If she's of acceptably good looks, I'd offer my services to see that her suffering is thoroughly relieved!😁


LMFAO.....😂🦫


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Posts like this are why the “good guys” don’t post here any longer.
#goodoldays



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So, have you appointed anyone to use your vote after you're gone?


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I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain


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Here is a fancy wine carrier you can have!

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Beav, buddy, I'm gunna say this once !

#freefattfreddy3


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Have a good weekend, ya fruitcakes !


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Originally Posted by Sheister
So, have you appointed anyone to use your vote after you're gone?


A black family of 10 will use my vote x 10

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Originally Posted by New_2_99s
Beav, buddy, I'm gunna say this once !

#freefattfreddy3


Trying....Free Frud !

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Johnny West doll and his horse thunderbolt on the way, always worked for me, Sorry I lost his derringer, but you can find a replacement on ebay

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Originally Posted by Gooch_McGrundle
Here is a fancy wine carrier you can have!

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I can’t drink alcohol in my condition...Thanks !

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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Valsdad
I will send sagebrush and juniper smudge sticks. They are invaluable at funerals, and for blessing the not quite dead.

Besides, that's all that grows around here and I'm too cheap (fixed income) to buy you something cool.

I'm expecting that the will includes a codicil leaving directions to the fishing hole for me.

PS who gets the perv van?


The Slam’n Van goes to Slumlord. He already has 80 pound bags of Candy ready for neighborhoods in the spring.

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That's a bummer, he already has about 3 Crown Vic's in the driveway he can use for passin' out candy.


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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by adamsguy
Johnny West doll and his horse thunderbolt on the way, always worked for me, Sorry I lost his derringer, but you can find a replacement on ebay


Make that a full sized Mae West doll with 3 vibrating orifices and it’s a deal.

PM coming

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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Posts like this are why the “good guys” don’t post here any longer.
#goodoldays



#bros

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Originally Posted by Gooch_McGrundle
Here is a fancy wine carrier you can have!

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That's fuggin hilariously rude!


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