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I have $2.00 I can send. If I can get someone else to throw in another $2.00, using the new math, Beav would then have $5.00. That’s the total I came up with as well. Thanks BS, you’re a true cyber friend. 😬🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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I have a huge collection of premium strike-anywhere matches, fireworks, and toilet paper, all of it used only once. Will that do? Rocky, I thought you got your eyesight fixed? Now go find something valuable and mail it overnight to me. I don’t have much time. Or, lowrty, I think I see a bright light. 🦫 A bright light? from a fleshlight? I’m not sure, but if you type in lonely gay dude in a closet into Pornhub.....You might find a Fleshlight. LOL 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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I have a great double camp mattress. If you dont make it can I get an addy so I can deliver it and help her try it out? Wife will be too bereaved for sex...I was her trophy husband. 🦫 While I'm far too poor to offer anything else of value, I offer up the following: Please provide a very recent photo of your soon to be bereaved (for sex) wife (widow). If she's of acceptably good looks, I'd offer my services to see that her suffering is thoroughly relieved!😁 LMFAO.....😂🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Posts like this are why the “good guys” don’t post here any longer. #goodoldays
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So, have you appointed anyone to use your vote after you're gone?
Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.
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I am..........disturbed.
Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain
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Here is a fancy wine carrier you can have!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Beav, buddy, I'm gunna say this once !
#freefattfreddy3
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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Have a good weekend, ya fruitcakes !
Paul.
"Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"
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So, have you appointed anyone to use your vote after you're gone? A black family of 10 will use my vote x 10 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Beav, buddy, I'm gunna say this once !
#freefattfreddy3 Trying....Free Frud ! 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Johnny West doll and his horse thunderbolt on the way, always worked for me, Sorry I lost his derringer, but you can find a replacement on ebay
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Here is a fancy wine carrier you can have! I can’t drink alcohol in my condition...Thanks ! 🦫
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I will send sagebrush and juniper smudge sticks. They are invaluable at funerals, and for blessing the not quite dead.
Besides, that's all that grows around here and I'm too cheap (fixed income) to buy you something cool.
I'm expecting that the will includes a codicil leaving directions to the fishing hole for me.
PS who gets the perv van? The Slam’n Van goes to Slumlord. He already has 80 pound bags of Candy ready for neighborhoods in the spring. 🦫 That's a bummer, he already has about 3 Crown Vic's in the driveway he can use for passin' out candy.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Johnny West doll and his horse thunderbolt on the way, always worked for me, Sorry I lost his derringer, but you can find a replacement on ebay Make that a full sized Mae West doll with 3 vibrating orifices and it’s a deal. PM coming 😂🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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Posts like this are why the “good guys” don’t post here any longer. #goodoldays
#bros ✊🏼🦫
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Here is a fancy wine carrier you can have! That's fuggin hilariously rude!
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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