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Two shakes of a lamb's tail.
Broad as it is long.
The blooming thing.
Six of one, and a half dozen of the other.
Bob's your uncle.
More?
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Ranger
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Skicker'n snot on a door knob.
Half a bubble out of plumb.
This coffee's strong enough to float a horseshoe.
I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon. ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Like gas through a funnel.
Quicker than you can say, Jack Robertson.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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It's a horse a piece (six of one and a half dozen of the other in WI)
That's racist (been hearing this a lot lately)
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
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Horse of a different color.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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Black Cows Matter!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Get with the program.
Straighten up, and fly right.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Mad as a cat on a hot tin roof.
Busier than a one arm paper hanger with the hives.
Fast as greased lighting.
Dumber than a bag of rocks.
Ugly as a bar of homemade soap.
Gag a maggot on a gut wagon.
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Guts of a blind bugler.
Last edited by wabigoon; 02/27/21.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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If you punched him in the nose you’d break his finger.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Yo mama so fat, she got baptized at Sea World
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I bet her spit bounces.
Shaking like a queer tryin to eat a corn dog in front of his old man.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Raining cats, and dogs. Raining pitchforks, and hammer handles.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Slicker than goose [bleep] ,through a tin horn
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wabigoon is mentally retarded.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Horny as a three peckered billy goat
Bore size is no substitute for shot placement and Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
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If you punched him in the nose you’d break his finger. Always been one of my favorites.
Romans 5:1
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If you punched him in the nose you’d break his finger. Always been one of my favorites. Was intended for Ted Cruz.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Two cans short of a 6-pack.
Slicker than chitt through a goose.
Useless as tits on a boar. “Boar hog” is redundant.
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