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So dumb, if he fell on his face - he'd eat grass.


I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Knock a buzzard off a schitt pile.


"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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Lazy as a pet 'coon.


4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. smile
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More fun than a whole barrel full of monkeys.


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"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Originally Posted by bruinruin
Lazy as a pet 'coon.



You can’t say Coon anymore!!!!


Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
IC B2

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If we had some ham , we’d have some ham and eggs , if we had some eggs

Missed him an inch , might as well missed him a mile

Dumber that a soup sandwich

Knock your dick in your watch pocket

Pushing a rope up a hill

Your gonna get yourself two blocked

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Hotter than fresh fugcked fox in a forest fire

It’s only hot if you think it’s hot

Anything I can do to make it worse ?
A favorite of mine when training newbies and they’re sweating the small stuff

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It's not the heat, it's the humidly. It's close today.


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When my wife was trying to convince me to move to Vegas:
"...but it's a dry heat."


"No good deed shall go unpunished!"
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Pull hard , it’ll come easy
Another favorite when a newbie is straining his ass off

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To paraphrase Kenneth66,

Gentlemen, we got us a here real chicken noodle hoagie!


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Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
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How long is this going to take ?

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Close, but no cigar.


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Horse Feathers. Dad said that.

For some reason I have been saying monkey-ass-son-of-a-bitch lately.


"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022


Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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You're full of prunes.

You're full of applesauce.


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Slicker than grease on glass


When we were working calves a while back, the last one got out....as he made his escape, I said " Ain't that some hocus pocus "

My boys got a kick out of it.... And have used it a couple times since.
Lol


Useless as a screen door on a submarine

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Reach on it.

get aroundtuit.


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Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades

Good enough for government work


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Power is no substitute for bullet performance. 458WIN
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Steeper than a cows face.


"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022


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What's time to a cow?


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"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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