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Slicker than ....

Ain't seen that in a coon's age

Like a bump on a log..

Bright as a small appliance bulb
deader than a doornail
dumb as a bag of rocks
a real Einstein
cheaper than a two-bit whore
smells like a French whore
niigger riggin (I never heard Jerry Riggin growing up, knew better in College so said Jigger Riggin and caught hell for it. LOL)
a real Wurletser (spelling, the piano, a good item, the real deal, but maybe sarcastic, unlike the real McCoy)
what a Meseirschmit (spelling, mess of chit)

“Little Eddie ifin you don’t stop that Imma gonna smack you so hard you’ll starve to death abouncing.”

“You and me be Kin little Eddie—Long as I got a biscuit you entitled to half.”

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

Sayings of insomnia.....

Tastes like chicken
late to the game
early for the show
all go and no show
hotter than Hell's kitchen
up for all day
Hell in a handbasket
hitting the sack
fuucked in the head
I'd trade my left nut
I'll learn you
I'll be go to hell
fresh out of give a chit
I'll be a monkey's uncle
I'll be a son of a bitch
rat nest son of a bitch
busier than a whorehouse
stinks like a hippy
long-haired sack of chit
hairier than a damned hippy chick
fast as a raped ape, going like a raped ape, apparently apes are real fast post-rape
better than a big breasted bed thrasher (dad's saying again, as most of these are)
Or if there's a reason for birds to be involved, Red-Headed bed thrasher
drop dead gorgeous
built like a brick chit house
fun as watching paint dry
Why don't you kids go out and play in the street
I'll tell you what's for!
Hung like a horse
....hit a barn door
wider than a barn door, aka fat-assed woman
... switch your britches!
walk of shame
slicker than greased lightning
better than sliced bread
uglier than sin
monkey see monkey do
fat as a heifer
homely as hell
.... as all get out






Heck, people say a lot of things. LOL


Nap time.
Gotta hit the hay.
Good night, don't let the bed bugs bite.
Sweet dreams,
up and at'em,
down for the count.
Around and around we go.
Win some loose some.
About all I can stand.
Slicker than a tin roof.
Busy as a bee.
I gotta piss like a race horse.
Of for fuuck's sake.
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Damndest thing I ever saw...
Wouldn't believe it if you seen it with your own eyes.
Holy macaroni!
Bound up tighter than the Virgin Mary.
Oh Jesus long-haired Christ.
Make it up as you go.
all stove up
bent out of shape
looser than a goose
cock-blocked
cock in a wringer
give it all you got
in it to win it'
drive it like you stole it
drive it like it's yours
run the piss outa it
beat the livin Jesus out of it
put away wet
ain't that the truth
that ain't no chit
say what's on you mind
just spit it out
come clean
'get on with it
what the fuuck
good God damn and the discphiles
running your mouth
talking trash
talking out your ass
in the heat of the moment
dark of the night
light of the moon

That boy is stupider than stump water!

Me, as a little kid: what's that you've got?

My grandad: kit fur to make kitten britches.

My grandad often said "if you can't eat it or f*** it, you sh*t on it or break it. Petcoon!"

Other things he said:

Sh*t fire to save matches!

You got a beer income and a champagne appetite.

Ain't got sense enough to pour piss out of a boot.

Sorry shi*ass!

Wish I'd written it all down. Been gone since '93.

"your mouth goes like a whippoorwills ass"

The real Mcoy.

Grandpa's , he was born in 1896, died at 96 years young . Hot winds, Bare limbs, and No nuts and how sweet it is wish I could remember have of his stuff, he was the last of the old six gun cowboys !

Worthless as lug nuts on a birthday cake.

Hold my beer........
It would be easier to nail jello to the wall
Older than a pile of white dog crap
Keep your dick tongs off of my stuff

"Life is hard by the yard but a cinch by the inch."

"No skin off my nose."

"Hotter than a forged hammer in Hell."

"It ain't the biggest dog in the fight, it's the biggest fight in the dog."

"Disagreeing with that guy is like going out into the pasture and arguing with a stump."

"It don't make me no nevermind."

"I'd liefer kiss a dog's ass than kiss that girl."

"I'd liefer eat a plate of barbed wire than eat her cookin'."

That gal's two axe handles across in the rear end."

"That gal's so ugly her momma had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."



L.W.

It's a mute point.

I could care less.

I seen it.

I've posted this before:

Idiotic Leftist Terms

For quite a while now, Leftists/Marxists/Globalists/Progressives/Democrats/Socialists and Commies have made a concerted effort to pervert the English language in an effort to advance their anti-American agenda. They accomplish this by either attempting to soften the language (i.e. "Democratic Socialism") or by creating incredibly nasty terms which they then apply to Conservatives and Conservative Thought.

I've thought about this for some time now, and below is a list of all the terms I can think of that have been utilized by these Marxists. Most of these terms are in daily use by the Mainstream Media. I find these terms incredibly irritating and whenever I hear one, I can't help but think that the Leftist using the term(s) is not intelligent enough to make a convincing argument on their own - without resorting to the use of these idiotic terms. Such tactics are lazy and bereft of critical thought.

Please add any other terms that I may have overlooked.

Loathsome Liberal Terms:

Assault Rifle
Assault weapons
Batshit Crazy
Behavior Modification
Carbon Emissions
Check Your Privilege
Climate Change
Common Sense Gun Control
Cop-Killer Bullets
Cultural Appropriation
Cultural Proficiency
Democratic Socialism
Disenfranchised
Diversity Inclusion
Diversity is Strength
Dog Whistle
Earnings Inequality
Economic Justice
Equality
Fart Rape
Fixed Income
Full Semi-Auto
Gas Lighting
Gender Diversity
Gender Reassignment
Global Community
Global Warming
Green Energy
Gun Reform
Gun Violence
Hate Crimes
Hate Speech
Inclusion
Income Inequality
Intersectional
It Takes a Village
LGBTQRP+P
Marginalized Groups
Meatless Burger
Micro Aggression
Migrant
New Normal, The
Nothing Burger
Outcome-Based Education
Racial Equality
Racist
Raping the Earth
Residentially Challenged
Revenue Neutral
Safe Space
Shovel Ready
Social Darwinism
Social Justice
Social Responsibility
Suboptimal Outcome
Sustainable Development
Sustainable Economy
Therapy Animal
Tolerance
Trans-Feminist
Trigger
Violence Prevention
Virtue Signaling
Wealth Concentration
Wealth Redistribution
White Hispanic
White Privilege
Women's Health Choices
Working Families

Other Highly Irritating Terms:

Having Said That
Low Hanging Fruit

Hotter'n blue blazes

Colder than a witch's tit

Well paint me green and call me Gumby!

One I always heard while getting whacked for screwing up as a kid

"How do you like them apples"

"Well turn my schitt a different color"

Hotter than the devils cum