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Originally Posted by JeffA
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Those long Maglights could make a good club.

got 19 staples in my head from one, it just pissed me off more.



I didn't know they had a model that doubled as a stapler.

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Ran into a couple of Border Patrol Agents whilst hunting coyotes on night here in So Cal. They asked me if I "Seen any tonks?" I says what the fuqk is a tonk? They replied "Illegals, tonk is the sound of our Mag Lights when they come into contact with their heads"...


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While browsing the pages of https://murderpedia.org/ I've taken notice that the more interesting, cooler mass murderers weapon of choice seems to often be a hammer or screwdriver.

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Well!!!
I'm gonna go get a shotgun!!!

Other than that problem above solved with Joeys sage advice.

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Can’t get that pitch fork weapon out of my head. Bet that hurt!

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In Wyoming everyone has at least 2 dogs with them at all times, plus long handle implements and those things that go bang.

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Originally Posted by ingwe
I don't see where anyone mentioned a good short barreled pump shotgun "other than a handgun"...



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Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by wabigoon
Those long Maglights could make a good club.

got 19 staples in my head from one, it just pissed me off more.

Obviously not administered correctly with gusto.

The department banned us from carrying 3-cell or any Kel-Lites after a few “tonks “ went to the ER. It was ok to carry a Maglight as long as it was a 2-cell. Go figure that wisdom....


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Originally Posted by WAM
Originally Posted by stxhunter
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Those long Maglights could make a good club.

got 19 staples in my head from one, it just pissed me off more.

Obviously not administered correctly with gusto.

The department banned us from carrying 3-cell or any Kel-Lites after a few “tonks “ went to the ER. It was ok to carry a Maglight as long as it was a 2-cell. Go figure that wisdom....

Had a Mountie smash 2 beers (bottles) off the back of a car with one swipe with a Maglite, lol.

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Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by wabigoon
Those long Maglights could make a good club.

got 19 staples in my head from one, it just pissed me off more.



Note to self, self, never get into a fight with Roger. laugh


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A handgun is a wonderful thing to carry.

A second handgun is also useful sometimes as well as a third in your boot, a couple of knives... a heavy cable in your belt loops... as well as matches and a gallon of diesel... and a jug of molasses as a appetizer for the bears.

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Originally Posted by wabigoon
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by wabigoon
Those long Maglights could make a good club.

got 19 staples in my head from one, it just pissed me off more.



Note to self, self, never get into a fight with Roger. laugh

You are kinda slow this morning


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Originally Posted by WAM
Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by wabigoon
Those long Maglights could make a good club.

got 19 staples in my head from one, it just pissed me off more.

Obviously not administered correctly with gusto.

The department banned us from carrying 3-cell or any Kel-Lites after a few “tonks “ went to the ER. It was ok to carry a Maglight as long as it was a 2-cell. Go figure that wisdom....





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Originally Posted by ingwe
I don't see where anyone mentioned a good short barreled pump shotgun "other than a handgun"...

I forgot about....I always have the 870 handy under the bed.

I also always have a rifle in the truck when I am at work, which is everyday. It is mostly for if I see a Wolf that should get shot, or maybe I have a breakdown and have to walk out.

Out in the bush around here you never know who you are going to run into, could be just someone on dope or thieves on dope, which happened several years ago. The thieves are always armed.

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