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You're clearing stuff on your property and find old abandoned dog training obstacles....

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Or you weld some scrap and old fence into a driveway grading contraption.

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I should move that toilet......


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I should move that toilet......

Plant a shrub and leave the shidter be.


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....you've ever tried to "up the pressure" to wash schidt stains off the bowl rather than clean it.


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You might be a redneck if you and your wife had the same last name before you were married.


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Originally Posted by bruinruin
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
I should move that toilet......

Plant a shrub and leave the shidter be.


The youngest one bashed it with a rock and kicked it over.



Previous to that we had thought about making a planter out of it.


Maybe grow some pot in it or something.


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If you soak the muzzleloader nipple in your coffee cup to loosen powder residue.

If you use your wife's nail polish on scope screws.

If your wife finds a receipt for tinks 69 and peep sight and asks if you have something kinky going on without her.


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If your Sr prom had a daycare.

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If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator. 🤠


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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator. 🤠

Which safe?

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Originally Posted by Burleyboy
If your Sr prom had a daycare.


Yikes.

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If your wife and daughter work at the same strip club.

If you get pissed at your wife's boyfriend for taking your deer to the wrong processor.

Both true stories...same guy.


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Originally Posted by mjbgalt
If you soak the muzzleloader nipple in your coffee cup to loosen powder residue.

If you use your wife's nail polish on scope screws.

If your wife finds a receipt for tinks 69 and peep sight and asks if you have something kinky going on without her.


I like strong coffee. Might have to try that!
I used her orange nail polish to touch up revolver sights.
What the hell’s tinks 69?
Contact me when you’ve hauled water in a dump truck lined with a blue tarp, then we’ll talk!
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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator. 🤠


oh hell no. No, No NO...No, No NO. No

guns do not make a redneck. and certainly storing guns properly do not enhance or modify a rednecks existence.

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Your idea of a front yard is nothing more than a food plot, and that the perfect stand for this plot is a second story bedroom window....

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Originally Posted by RiverRider
You might be a redneck if you and your wife had the same last name before you were married.



Co-worker and his wife.
No relation though.

Funny thing is,
His dad now sees his Mother-in-law.
So he is screwing his (step)sister.


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Originally Posted by elkaddict
Your idea of a front yard is nothing more than a food plot, and that the perfect stand for this plot is a second story bedroom window....


single-wides got a second story?

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Nearly-new washing machine died last week, so repairman is coming soon. Put an old woodgrain Kenmore on the front porch as a get-by and hooked it to a garden hose. Wife says if we weren’t redneck before, we surely are now.


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Originally Posted by Dillonbuck
So he is screwing his (step)sister.
That is redneck but I think it's legal.


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