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Which end of a banana do you peel? Do you occasionally get one where the stem just won't break? It just bends and twists? Peeling from the blossom end will work about every time.
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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Which end of a banana do you peel? Do you occasionally get one where the stem just won't break? It just bends and twists? Peeling from the blossom end will work about every time.
You're welcome and now back to Biden.

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Someone did a study of how monkeys opened their bananas and determined that since they didn’t have access to the block of steak knives like I do to slash and peel from the top, monkeys always peeled from the bottom, so that has to be the proper way.

While we are on these profound banana subjects, what amazes me is that the store can get a bunch of bananas all the way from Guatemala without a single bruise, but Sweetness can’t seem to get them home two miles without beating on them.


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That's because the shipping companies hire experienced port pilots to gently guide the ships into the dock. Amateur driveway pilots make a bumpier ride.


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Snap em in half. learned it from watching a monkey.

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I have at least 2 bananas a day in my protein smoothie and sliced in my cereal. I always peel from the stem end. Toilet paper is meant to go over the roll and bananas to be peeled from the stem side. Some things in life are definitive and not up for negotiation. 😁jk

I like under-ripe, still partially green bananas but the green ones are tough to peel, that’s where my pocketknife comes into action.


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
Which end of a banana do you peel? Do you occasionally get one where the stem just won't break? It just bends and twists? Peeling from the blossom end will work about every time.
You're welcome and now back to Biden.



A truly profound post would be,
Who's peeling Biden's bananas?

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He probably eats them with the skin on.


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
That's because the shipping companies hire experienced port pilots to gently guide the ships into the dock.

So, not the captain of the container ship that was blocking the Suez Canal?


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Those bananas were too green. They needed some ripening time.


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I slit the length with a knife and peel around the shaft.

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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
He probably eats them with the skin on.

Thank you sir, that put one helluva smile on my face.👍


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My older brother ate alot of... naner's ......thought he would be a monkey..... they cut his foot off cause of it .... diabetes


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Originally Posted by Rock Chuck
That's because the shipping companies hire experienced port pilots to gently guide the ships into the dock. Amateur driveway pilots make a bumpier ride.


There are no old bold port pilots. There are old port pilots..... yep, that's all there is .. old ones. .


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Originally Posted by Windfall
Someone did a study of how monkeys opened their bananas and determined that since they didn’t have access to the block of steak knives like I do to slash and peel from the top, monkeys always peeled from the bottom, so that has to be the proper way.

While we are on these profound banana subjects, what amazes me is that the store can get a bunch of bananas all the way from Guatemala without a single bruise, but Sweetness can’t seem to get them home two miles without beating on them.


Maybe I shouldn't tell you this. I drove interstate truck's most my life for a living and one of the thing's I hauled was what we called Monkey pickle's! Yea. Banana's fresh off the boat. You cannot eat them. Really dark green and hard as a rock, can't even pull the peel down on them. They were delivered to warehouse's with what they called fruiting rooms. They put them in there to ripen them up to sell! Fun part was the huge tranachulas that sometime hitched a ride in a box!

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