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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Burleyboy] #15982999 04/11/21
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Originally Posted by Burleyboy
Just don't spray athletes foot spray on your sack if you get jock itch. You won't be able to get water in the tub fast enough.

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And you know this - HOW ?????? smile smile smile


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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Burleyboy] #15983066 04/11/21
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Originally Posted by Burleyboy
Just don't spray athletes foot spray on your sack if you get jock itch. You won't be able to get water in the tub fast enough.

Bb


seems like good advice.


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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Jim_Conrad] #15983089 04/11/21
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There's a fine line between funny and annoying.

This vid is proof.

Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Jim_Conrad] #15983183 04/11/21
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This guy is the modern Three Stooges.

Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Jim_Conrad] #15983234 04/11/21
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I laughed pretty hard at that one.


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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Jim_Conrad] #15983402 04/11/21
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Thats about right.

Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: mark shubert] #15985753 04/12/21
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Originally Posted by mark shubert
Originally Posted by Burleyboy
Just don't spray athletes foot spray on your sack if you get jock itch. You won't be able to get water in the tub fast enough.

Bb

And you know this - HOW ?????? smile smile smile


I found out the hard way at about age 19 living in South Africa. Riding a bike everywhere you could develop what we called the African itch quite easily. I learned the lesson the first time how not to treat it. Extreme pain is an effective teacher. It feels like a Mexican cartel just took a blow torch to you.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Taint & Balls.

haha

Some real chit there

Only thing he missed was running over a yellow jacket nest with the mow-mow. LOL



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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Skankhunt42] #15985850 04/12/21
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Originally Posted by Skankhunt42
Originally Posted by MM879
Love or hate him. He is badass.


Slumlord or the dude in the video?


Or Jim?


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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Blackheart] #15986271 04/12/21
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I think the Yankees call em “groundt hernets”
Never heard them called anything other than yellow jackets around here.


Yellow jackets and hornets are both social wasps but hornets are in their own group.


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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Burleyboy] #15986457 04/12/21
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Originally Posted by Burleyboy
Just don't spray athletes foot spray on your sack if you get jock itch. You won't be able to get water in the tub fast enough.

Bb



Reminded me of an incident in high school. A friend had a bad case of jock itch and someone told him to use Jim Wade Foot Medicine. No spray, you swabbed it on with a dabber. After ball practice one day, after everyone had left but me, (he would give me a ride home), he got out the Jim Wade to give it a try. Swabbed it on goooood. After a minute of two, he went to jumping around, hollering, running in circles, and headed for the shower. Stood under the cold water for a few seconds, then broke and run out of the locker room, across the gym, and out the back door, butt naked. Last I saw of him for about 30 minutes, he was running down the fence row, beside the ball field, toward the woods. When he disappeared into the woods, in right field, he was gone.

I waited for a while and then I heard the back door to the gym shut. Looked out the locker room and here he come, slipping by the bleachers and went straight for the showers. He was muddy from head to toe. I asked him about it and he told me that after a minute or two the stuff went to burning and the shower didn't help at all, so he ran. Didn't know what he was running to or from, but he ran. Said when it dawned on him that he was in the woods, he was close to a pond and in it he went. Found out that taking mud and washing? the area helped, so he spent a good part of the time washing his area with mud. Finally the burning quit so he slipped back to the gym, took a shower, and called it a day. The next day in school, he was walking awfully funny.


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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Jim_Conrad] #15986463 04/12/21
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Inflammation anywhere that should be covered by let's say proper fitting set of men's boxers oughta cover is no joking matter.


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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Burleyboy] #16002694 04/17/21
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Originally Posted by Burleyboy
Just don't spray athletes foot spray on your sack if you get jock itch. You won't be able to get water in the tub fast enough.

Bb



Oh thank GOD!!

I'm not the only one!!!

Raw swamp ass + Tough Actin Tinactin = Shriek like a F'n girl, Mach 1 to the bathtub, get in while there is only a 1/4 inch of water and start bouncing!


I was 22.


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Originally Posted by Burleyboy
. Extreme pain is an effective teacher. It feels like a Mexican cartel just took a blow torch to you.



This sums it up quite nicely.


The deer hunter does not notice the mountains

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto

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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Jim_Conrad] #16003704 04/17/21
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Northern Dave's "Baboon Ass" thread comes to mind as I read this. No hornets involved though.


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Re: Slumlord Yard Service [Re: Jim_Conrad] #16003720 04/17/21
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