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While taking a crap???

I’ll let everyone know in about 45 mins.


I got a lot of chit to do today, but first things first.


Dayum this hydrocodone

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Damn, my sticky pads bout gone. Hope I drop one in the terlot.


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Are you an opioid addict? You could blast yer colon. Discussion here: Colon Detox


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Did you stick it on your anus?

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Drink one shooter of Fireball and one of Jim Beam Apple.
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Might help if you're constipated. LOL

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Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Did you stick it on your anus?



lol

And block traffic? How de cosby kids gonna hit the pool?

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Originally Posted by Mr_TooDogs
Are you an opioid addict? You could blast yer colon. Discussion here: Colon Detox



Could also go to Golden Corral.

that always works

Or Arbys

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Severe addiction is allways present when considering "Golden Corral" therapy.

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Originally Posted by slumlord

While taking a crap???

I’ll let everyone know in about 45 mins.


I got a lot of chit to do today, but first things first.


Dayum this hydrocodone


I forgot to turn mine off once when going pee. For a few seconds I was afraid I might have done irreparable damage stopping the flow so fast.


What would Porter Rockwell do?
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House 918am to southwest departure gate nashvegas airport 959am.
41 fugging minutes.
Almost broke the 3 digit barrier in the khan mobile.

Have a nicer flight than your ride down here you ignorant bytch.
NEVER HAVE BLOWN A HIT TIME IN MY LIFE..
NEVER....
You own this one khan not me, it was on you....

Friday I 24 and 155 traffic.
BPS sucks as usual.
Back to clarksvegas where homie belongs.


What a cluster f u c k of a morning....

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you're back just in time. sounds like slum may need you to regulate the enema hose flow.

better bring a pancho


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Originally Posted by rem141r
you're back just in time. sounds like slum may need you to regulate the enema hose flow.

better bring a pancho


Is he sposed to stop at the Home Depot and pick a "pancho" out of the lineup of day workers?

How much does one pay a fella for helping out at Slummy's on a job like that?


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Dang

I had to take a nap after that logging operation.



Donger need food now

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Dang

I had to take a nap after that logging operation.



Donger need food now


Might need some of that powder the old folks use while you're on the dope

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These magnesium pills and a bunch of water will do the trick. I have had a bunch of injuries/surgeries over the years due to my poor career choices, and these make your life much better when the dang pills block you up.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000PKEJR0/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o09_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Very good stuff


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