In the interest of the ozone, I gave up aerosol deodorant. I bought my first stick deodorant and brought it home. The directions clearly said, "Remove Cap. Push Up Bottom." It hurts when I walk, but when I fart, the room smells delightful.
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
Reminds me of my mom, who worked as a nurse - had to explain to a 400 lb African woman that she wasn't supposed to EAT the suppositories the Dr. had prescribed for her.
l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
Reminds me of my mom, who worked as a nurse - had to explain to a 400 lb African woman that she wasn't supposed to EAT the suppositories the Dr. had prescribed for her.
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