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Released on bail for armed robbery? Nigel is one's middle name, Mofo must be English!

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Had a guy who worked for me a little while yrs ago he named his son $, that was on the birth certificate. just another check... f-cking lowlife mescan I'm sure Jim would suck his dick.


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Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm. Lets just take a wild guess as to their skin color and culture in which they were raised.

What are the odds?



Yeah..I just LOVE these names they make up at the hospital as if they didnt really expect a baby to be born.

Their phonics, ebonics, and ability to spell lets you know who made the names up right away.


I'm even aware of one named Lemongelo....but spelled :Lemon Jello....seriously.

"Appendicitis Jones"?


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Originally Posted by stxhunter
Had a guy who worked for me a little while yrs ago he named his son $, that was on the birth certificate. just another check... f-cking lowlife mescan I'm sure Jim would suck his dick.



You certainly have a fascination with homosexuals.

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An acquaintance of mine was a grade school teacher. Had a little black girl student named Porkchop. Not a nickname, either.


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Originally Posted by ingwe
I just LOVE these names they make up at the hospital as if they didnt really expect a baby to be born.



How Black babies get their names................the mother takes the first letter of the name of each of the men who COULD be the father of her child, and uses them to come up with a name for her baby.

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Originally Posted by hasbeen1945
Parent at wife's school were she taught registered new student for kindergarten. Sh*thead was written as the child’s first. Registrar asked how to pronounce the little girl's name. Mother replied "Shi-theed!." When asked if that was a family name passed down, Mom said it was just something she read in a book and liked it. You can’t make this stuff up! Hasbeen


Wife had a kid named Le Baron in her class years ago. Our Mr. James’ mom probably missed an “a”.

Best one I heard was Shenigger. She came into the optometry shop where my niece worked and she about lost it. Made her show her drivers license to verify ID. NY drivers license in Alabama….. nice.


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Why rob an ATT store? There is not much money there. How about a bank, check cashing place, a pawn shop, a coin or jewelry store? An armed robbery is going to send you to prison if you are caught, make it worth the risk.


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Saw a birth announcement where the folks named their daughter "Violence".
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Originally Posted by JamesJr
Originally Posted by ingwe
I just LOVE these names they make up at the hospital as if they didnt really expect a baby to be born.



How Black babies get their names................the mother takes the first letter of the name of each of the men who COULD be the father of her child, and uses them to come up with a name for her baby.





THAT...is the only plausible explanation.


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Birth announcement in the local paper here a few years ago, they named the child "[bleep]", pronounced She Thead. Can you imagine their teacher when they enter school? Or the ridicule the kid will get growing up. You know the color.

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